PhilosipherStoned

So what... If I lie it will make her more comfortable.. Noted. I have a lip scar from outing fools from places they don't need to be... I probably shouldn't elaborate on that either.. Shit pisses me off though.

Wassup man U good?

If I ever go to Nebraska.. Actually a friend of mine is getting married there in April, and I'd love to attend.. I REALLY want to visit Carhenge.

Yeah even as a teenage skateboarder doing the most... stupid shit I still remember little... freaking embryos coming up to me, and telling me they want to be just like me when they grow up.... Really makes you think sometimes what you are actually worth. 🤨 Kids don't know shit obviously..

At least you can sing. I used to be ok in high school, but even then I was probably second rate.

She's probably going to be dissapointed. I look 47, and I'm going on 30.

Yeah so I've read. The kicker that gets me is just the santa claus shit like "Our groundhog is 132 years old because we let him sip the elixir of life bullshit, and them calling some pennsylvania dutch mumbo-jumbo 'groundhogese'..

What are the qualifications?

NA reservations here I come..

The infiltration is nye?

halp

That bit was from The Chive, but it seems likely enough.

Well at least she's a younger than me rapist.. Looks like I can take her, but never know. Maybe her pics arent recent either or she's actually some guy named Bob. She referred me to the place she's working though.. That was nice of her.

This judge must be grading them like a term paper.. Good luck guys.

Well those little coffee cups arent worth shit. I'd probably drink 4 in one go. Just buy a larger thermos or coffee tumbler.. I bet you guys using those little coffee cups throw your pinky up when you tilt it for a drink. 🙄

Anyway. She wants to hang out this weekened or something already fuck pictures.

I just don't take pictures at all really. There's way more recent photos on my facebook than my profile pic though. Some from the news, and skatepark people snapping pictures..Those are years old now though I think.

Ironically enough in their defense their predictions are only a little bit less accurate from what weather experts consider a good forecast: "The Groundhog Club’s records show that Phil has predicted more winter 103 times, and an early spring only 19 times. Based on data from the Stormfax Almanac, that means Phil’s accuracy rate is a pathetic 39 percent… but there’s a twist. Although Phil’s resume isn’t looking very good, it’s really not that bad when compared to the accuracy of professionals in the field. According to National Weather Service meteorologist David Unger “if our forecasts are about 60 percent accurate or higher, then we consider that to be a good estimate”. That means our leading experts in the field, with the latest and greatest weather predicting technology, consider a “good estimate” to be only 21 percent higher than the accuracy of a mid-sized meteorological rodent."

Something like this.

This girl I don't even know or remember from high school just friended me on facebook to let me know she always had a crush on me, and now she wants to hang out.High school was 10 years ago for me lol.. I just said yeah sure, but wait until she sees how ugly I've gotten. She already asked for recent pics. I need glam filter help. jk.

Was anyone here other than you ever referring to actual measuring cups? I think they meant more along the lines of 12 or 16 oz cups...

That club is about the most cultish snobby ridiculousness I've ever heard of. I've heard a few facts over the years, but I really never cared much enough about it to know it's full history. I learned some pretty interesting, but stupid facts about it yesterday. I don't get how Groundhog Day is still a nationally syndicated thing. If any foreigner ever asks me why Amercians have a tradition where they watch an overweight glorified rat come out of a hole to predict the weather I'm just going to tell them to get rammed by a Groundhogese trap and walk off. They (The inner circle) 🎩decide beforehand whether or not they want the rodent to see it's shadow anyway.. Probably after just reading the farmers almanac.

Don't mess with the Carhenge!

Get over it. You're a joke here. A dead joke at that.