GunStarHero

Exhausted. Finished moving last night at about midnight. Went to work for 12 hours on the busiest day of the week. Served over 1,000 people during my shift. Glad it's over. AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, HMMM?

I feel like this is one of those situations where you see someone waving, and you wave back, only to realize they were waving at someone else.

I just float between the holy trinity of my room, the bathroom, and the kitchen.

Then she is clearly afraid of it. SHE FEARS THE GIRTH.

I told you to ask Poof!

Pssh, whatever, man. We're not worthy of seeing the real deal. Assuming of course it can be seen in the first place.

Firefox used to be my porn browser. But it has brought dishonor on itself.

Are you trying to get hate fucked? Cause that's how you get hate fucked.

Pfft mine is still the biggest.

Whenever you head out this way, I'll make you some country fried tenders or something. Maybe the classic buttermilk chicken.

Was just dicking around, but people seemed to like this one.

Oh no! The market dropped out so fast!

Hooray! I'm a commodity!

Well yea. I've seen some of lady friends just pick a guy, walk up to them, and next thing I know they're off to make sex.

You're telling me. You confusing Casanova, you.

Is that what that was? Huh.

They can think that the other one can't find out what they think if they are supposed to.

Post someone else's dick pic unprovoked on a forum. Works like a charm.

It's bigger than it looks. I'd say four people could work. No idea what the minimum is on an orgy.

Never again.

What about listlessly spinning in place? And, to be honest, if I had more confidence, I would've had an orgy in that tub.

It's fantastic. But I ain't sharing!

That's pretty much the only notable difference, yea. I have a bias for crowntail girls, though, obviously. My current girl is a veiltail. I was planning to breed my rare girly with my green male but she died suddenly right before I moved into my apartment last year. Was waiting to move to setup the breeder tank since you can't fuck with it once the spawns started growing.

Bettas can unpredictable with tank mates, just gotta try 'em and find out. Each one is unique. One of the reasons I love them so much because they have distinct personalities. Any particular kind you were thinking of getting? I had a crowntail female that I absolutely adored. She was an anomaly, too. She was 4 inches long (absolutely massive compared to her 2ish inch "sisters"). Didn't know this until after I got her but since she was solid purple, she was super rare. Like a god damned, rare, living Pokemon. Had I put her up for sale she could have fetched a little under $1,000, but she was my baby and I didn't need money so I kept her til she died last year.

I did have a second chair in there to prop my feet up on, but it was overkill. I mean, how else am I gonna scoot laps around the tub? You could have been like...Weed Racer or something.