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AstroCreep

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  1. AstroCreep
    Big Brother. My file is thick, and unflattering. And The Caribbean Islanders.
  2. AstroCreep
    Oooooooo, nice. I like it rough. Well, plus, I just plain like it.
  3. AstroCreep
    But I always thought that I'd see you, Baby, one more time again. So sad.
  4. AstroCreep
    I'm a decent boxer, and I would be good at that one where you ski and target shoot.
  5. AstroCreep
    But, I was hoping we could be... more.
  6. AstroCreep
    Anybody seen my club?
  7. AstroCreep
    I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end.
  8. AstroCreep
    Six out of seven. I'm not paranoid, they are out to get me, and I have proof.
  9. AstroCreep
    If 2018 wasn't looking to be so fucked up, I'd be glad 2017 was over. So, at least I have a positive attitude. Sort of. I think?
  10. AstroCreep
    George Thorogood.
  11. AstroCreep
    I never had any to begin with. I'm too easily seen for the bastard i am.
  12. AstroCreep
    Bummer. Open it up, maybe you can pull and replace it.
  13. AstroCreep
    I pop every balloon I see, even when held by little kids. Hell, especially when held by a kid.
  14. AstroCreep
    I don't know, "everyone else" is far more credible than you.
  15. AstroCreep
    Sleep is for the weak.
  16. AstroCreep
    Ummmmmm, 22 years, and 28 days for me.
  17. AstroCreep
    That's some bodacious booty right there, boy, I'll tell ya. Booty? Boody? That doesn't look right either.
  18. AstroCreep
    I was a platypus. With a bad attitude.
  19. AstroCreep
    Good looking women like douchebags, that's why.
  20. AstroCreep
    Oooooooooooooo...
  21. AstroCreep
    Ok.
  22. AstroCreep
    Ugh, kill it.
  23. AstroCreep
    Happy Christmas, Guv!
  24. AstroCreep
    You don't need all that catsup!
  25. AstroCreep
    I don't know what OPP is.
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