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AstroCreep

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  1. Hair curling? ok.
  2. Mmmmmmmmm, lobster.
  3. Crayons my ass, lets go play mailbox baseball! Batter up!
  4. Securing our schools properly would be a good start.
  5. I take prescription vitamin D. 50,000 units per week.
  6. My weed dealer's bank account.
  7. A virus.
  8. Soon Florida will be walled off and turned into the National Prison. Like that movie, Escape From N.Y.!
  9. He's red. Go find a new friend, from a better neighborhood.
  10. Sure, but my wiener is so big, you'll need two cameras. I'll wait while you set up.
  11. LOL! Send a note back saying just that. "She's just red."
  12. Roflmfao! Harsh! But, a nice burn.
  13. Get some of those hard plastic discs to put under the feet, you can slide stuff around like it's on ice. Oooooooo, Olympic Furniture Curling!
  14. I watched his first run, it was amazing. Over eighteen feet up off the first rail. I'd need one of those big giant inflated pads the fire department puts down for jumpers to come down from that high up.
  15. Oooooo, they could be ribbed with little Olympic ring logos!
  16. Man, that would be amazing, Olympic-size boning.
  17. I'm in spec, watching you play. Throw a grenade! Switch to shotgun!
  18. Maybe I'll get licensed to kill. Or burn garbage or something.
  19. Naw, it's just really small. See, there it is.
  20. Lots of village-type of activities, I would think. Of the Olympic variety, of course.
  21. Now that you mention it, no, I haven't.
  22. Not me. I'm I'm speccing.
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