AstroCreep

You're going to have the pork-sweats tonight. Put some magazines or a book in the bathroom now.

Don't the wolves just bite them and stuff?

When I lived in Colorado Springs, my house was on the very last foothill before the first mountain of the Rockies, and we'd get 60, 70 mph winds during the Spring and Summer. Used to take the exact same patch of shingles off of my roof every time.

Whichever one of you bitches is Dad, gimme money and car keys. NOW!

Agreed, very harsh.

I'm generation x I guess. Who knew.

i'm glad you had fun. You only only around once, drink as much free coffee as you can get.

What will Bruce Jenner look like at 85?

Ooooo, I can talk about fish swimming for hours. I was so bored today, I ate a few paint chips from the window sill, but they didn't taste very... leady, so I stopped.

Now, I'm no homophobe, and I'm not a prude, but I can honestly say it ruined my day.

It's Charlie The Tuna now.

"Motorsports" is an oxymoron. Racing cars isn't a sport., like baseball, it's a pastime.

Good. Air bags kill. If you want to stay safe, always drive drunk. They always come out of wrecks without a scratch.

That was what my Dad used to say when he was mad. "Balls!"

Go Thank your Momma!

Happy Vaginal Expulsion Day!

Mine are no big deal. I have three pair, Speedo-style. Off-white. Now.

One word comes to mind... Spaz.

I have a little plastic Beavis standing on my desk, right here in front of me.

Probably, i just haven't linked the names up yet, i guess. I haven't been on IB in a long time.

No, my life is so fucked up, you can't even make this shit up.

Hey, you're a chick!

Oh man, tell me about it. I've been doing laundry today, that always puts a hurting on me. Core exercises help me the most, keep me strong and stable.

I've come to realize that once you've gotten your back really jacked up, you can only mitigate the pain, but never eliminate the pain and misery entirely.

Yep.