AstroCreep

I already told Guilliano, and it's one per customer, but I don't think I'm friends with Vamped anywhere else, so... Happy Birthday Vamped!

Oh, the people I know in real life are absolutely sure I hate them. Cause I do.

Well, do you really want to fish around in the toilet to save a freaking ant?

That dance sends me into fits of psychotic rage. The chicken dance will cause me to grab a make-shift weapon and begin killing the person nearest me.

Yuck, frozen pizza is only barely edible out of the oven, it's horrible out of the microwave.

I wasn't thinking that. At all. I was thinking that it seems very odd that belly buttons and buttholes look almost identical.

You're unhappy in your life, and desperately searching for inner happiness and peace. That's what you're really looking for. May the road rise up to meet you.May the wind be always at your back.May the sun shine warm upon your face;the rains fall soft upon your fields and until we meet again,may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

I just called my paternal grandmother "Grandma", and I called my maternal grandmother "Grandma Cookie". Her last name Cook, no reference to actual cookies.

Pssssshhhh, I could get by on 1.

I've been deeeeeerunk many times. Breaking stuff, intoxicated or no, is my specialty.

I sit on our back porch and smoke. It's nice to watch the sunset's, and I like watching the moon, and constellations and stuff.

A pulse. A low tolerance for alcohol helps.

Land mine? How the Hell is that going to help?!

Nope, I throw it out the nearest window.

Artists of all sorts have been prolific drug and alcohol abusers. All the way back in history. There seems to be a link between personality types too, adventurous people use substances more.

That's funny, I dreamed I was a shark. Duh nuhn. Duh nuhn, duh nuhn, duh nuhn. Duh nuhn, duh nuhn, duh nuhn.

Good, that little fucker creeped me the fuck out.

It's actually possible. So many Nazi's made it to South America, he easily could have been one. The Germans certainly had a ton of cash that went unfound. Would have helped facilitate getting there and set up.

Yeah, that's no fun. I wish I could though, I wouldn't mind getting rid of rent bills, but both of my parents are dead.

Sweet, I would love some speakers for my TV. Preferably Bose.

Belated Happy Birthday!

I squeezed four lemons just today, for ice green tea.

I want to learn, I have an app, I just haven't started yet. I have several family members who speak Spanish, and it seems like an awesome language to cuss in, sooooo...

Now, you can't prove that.

We look for things. Things we need.