AstroCreep

Lebanese restaurant. Lebanese girls are hot. I love dark haired girls, with that olive complexion.

Oh, I bet I could touch it, girl. My sweet Napolean Dynamite dance moves would entrance you.

You don't need to know anything, go to Best Buy, they will educate you, then after you pick out what you want, just go home and order it from Amazon.

Dude, you probably made his day, after the initial shock wore off. He obviously works hard at his appearance, and took it as a compliment. Maybe you'll see him again! Then just go talk to him.

Well, you don't have to. Remember that, There are plenty of fish in the sea. And some of them will do some freaky-deaky shit! Bonus!

When I was like, 17, I got fired from Pizza hut, one of the old restaurants they operated at the time, sowalk-in freezer I went to the liquor store, bought 2 pints of 100 proof schnapps, gulped them down in the parking lot, went in, and trashed the fucking place. I dumped all of the make like on the floor, same with the salad bar, I punched big dents in the walk-in freezers, dumped the trash cans all over, basically just went ape-shit crazy.I have to say though, it felt awesome. The new manager who decided to fire me deserved it.Sometimes, just sometimes, a little anarchy is a good thing.

actually, lobster is my favorite, with tacos a very close second.

An easier way to identify poisonous snakes is the eyes. round eyes, not dangerous, slit pupils, stay the hell away. I've had a few close calls with rattlers, and they're eyes are a dead give away. This is based on a scientific principle, not just my opinion.

The ghost of Birthday's decided you don't deserve a Birthday any more. Good job.

What the hell kind of liquor stores do you people have?

The souls of unbaptized children.

Fuck those fascist pigs.

The Casualties. Punk.

I don't know who this girl is, but I hope you have a great birthday.

Not too bad, so far. Smoked a cigar and drank coffee on my back porch as the sun came up. Kind of nice.

Happy Birthday!

I don't have a picture of it, but I get Charles Manson eyes when I laugh or cry.

No big deal. I've been fired from dozens of jobs.

What do you mean "getting"? And no need to test me, I'll sign something admitting guilt and telling you all to bite me.

I didn't have one most of my childhood, then I got a 13" black and white when I was about 13 or so. Edit: I was born in the 60's, by the way.

They need text balloons, bitching about Americans.

I'm here to steal roils of toilet paper from the bathroom.

I'm hungry, depressed, angry and dizzy.

Hah! I know it's generally just being a dick, but it's still funny.

Mmmmmmm, donuts would be awesome. I'm craving anything tasty, I need groceries. Nothing good to eat. What I really want is Jack In The Box tacos, an Ultimate Cheeseburger and 3 store brand ice cream sandwiches. And maybe a banana.