Houdini Splicer

I finally did. I like it better this way.

Yeah, makes sense, 'cause mine is still set to default.

How... and why... did this thread make it to 13 pages?

Control. I don't give a crap what you're thinking, as long as I can say, "Slap yourself unconscious." and you do it.

Not as cool as yours, but I got a chuckle out of this one:

Hmm... the package says "return to sender".

Clearly delusional.

I believe the blame lies squarely at your feet.

I think you're thinking of yourself. Who else here would pull off some stalker-ish behaviour?

If you want people to stop calling you a liar, it's really simple: take pics of yourself in the classroom w/ the students. Then you post them on here. Any BS about you not supposing to take pictures will not be accepted. If you are an alpha-male-lone-wolf-what-the-fuck-ever you call yourself, then you won't let something as silly as "rules" stop you from proving yourself. Then again, if you are full of shit, as everyone believes, then you will come up with some lame-ass excuse as to why you can't do it. Just know, if you do, no one will ever believe anything you say ever again (not that they do now, but as far as I'm concerned, it'll be the final nail in the coffin).

"Thank you, may I have another?"

My condolences to you and yours.

Yeah, no. You'd piss yourself, and would be all crying and shit. Zeni: "Please Mr. Officer, don't take me to jail! I'm sure we can work something out here!" Mr. Officer: "Hmm... what do you have in mind?" Zeni: "Well, we can go around behind this building, and..." Mr. Officer: "Okay. You do have a purty mouth." :fap:

They want you to lose your shit so the cops will show up and take you out. I can't fault them for that.

Don't you EVER put your sticky hands on me again, you nasty bastard!

She doesn't like you, and she's looking for a new job.

Damn, I was gonna suggest Jungle Juice and a bag of Funyuns. Now I want that.

Nuh-uh, you threatened to show your vagoo.

Stop poking the bear with a stick.

*farts violently*

Yeah, no suffering here.

I would, but I'm too busy right now, keeping my chair from flying off into space. Because they do that, you know.