Houdini Splicer

RIP

If you had just said no, that would have been it. What you wrote, makes it look like there is at least a chance of you fucking that chicken.

"I speak out of my ass on a daily basis." - Zenigundam

Looks good to me. As a matter of fact, I just ate the same thing, except didn't use a crock pot this time.

This is the thread that does not end...

Sometimes, not very often, I'll ask someone if they would care for an odiferous emanation. When they ask what that is, that's when I'll smile, then do the whole "you're welcome" thing. They never care for another one after that. Not even after I tell them it's free. You'd figure people would like free things, but they always turn it down. Hmm.

Made soup a week or so ago with the pressure cooker. It was so good. But i definitely understand being wary around them.

No, pressure cookers are great. Oh, you mean my uncle. Yeah, it is, but so is breaking into your recently deceased father's house, twice, stealing everything of value, and selling it to fund your alcoholism. Karma's a bitch. Even so, he didn't need to go out like that.

I usually say "You're welcome," walk away, and let them figure it out. Somehow, they always do. Silent, but violent.

That's how an uncle of mine died. His shorted out when he fell asleep/passed out drunk and started a fire. The fire didn't kill him, though. They got him out before then. He died due to the smoke inhalation. So, it's rare, but it is possible. I love crock pots. Pressure cookers are pretty awesome, too.

Yeah, I remember. That was the first time a group came together, and decided that you are, and always will be, a bottom shelf bitch. You're welcome.

Most of it is of you fucking your little stuffed tiger, isn't it? Dammit, Zeni. You creepy, little bastard.

Now cut that out, dammit. You are an attractive woman, you are amazing, and you are awesome. Never forget that. Those who can't see that are dumbshits, and aren't worthy of your time, anyway.

I did. Wish I had quit sooner.

You should give up this charade, and just be yourself. You might actually get further with the ladies, and people in general. It worked for me. And if my ass could get a girlfriend, you have no excuse whatsoever. Unless you're happy being a bottom shelf bitch pretending to be an alpha male. Whatever - it's your choice, chief.

Ranch.

Until then, ride on.

You are never gonna get a girlfriend, so you're never gonna score, and you will never stop being a chronic masturbator. That's what I think.

How to be the best bottom shelf bitch you can be?

Sweet potato casserole, or cheesecake. Grilled steak, too.

I haven't really thought about it since I was younger, probably early 20's. Now the body of one soul I adore wants to die You have always told me you'd not live past 25 I say stay long enough to repay all who cause strife Those Alice in Chains lyrics changed my thinking on suicide. It was like a light clicked on. And that's what I've done. Repay all who cause strife. Just hanging on, and surviving, makes those bastards miserable, because you can live and thrive without them, and all their bullshit, and they clearly see that. It probably sounds stupid, but, hey, whatever works for you, to help you get through, right?

I'm right there with you. Don't feel bad. Ok, do feel bad, but don't look like you feel bad. I don't know, act casual.

Well, I know who isn't. *cracks knuckles*

No, you're right. I just got caught up in doling out dad justice to Zeni. That, and not taking my medication on time. My apologies.

Cows need love, too.