Houdini Splicer

There could be a Johnnygundam and Janiegundam running around, too. You messed up, pal. Too much alpha for her, I guess...

The only thing you'll ever have blown...

Here's some advice: stay away from the school-age young 'uns. You creepy stalker.

You're the drunk around here, Gramps.

They don't want you, you old creeper.

Stay off the pipe Don't forget to wipe And if anyone asks you what you're doing... Just say, "I'm chillin'!"

You suck.

All of them. Especially the creepy janitor. He was Zeni's favorite. He and Packard should hook up. They could even blow hobos together under the Boardwalk.

It's called being delusional, Lennie. You old fart. 👴 Also, those aren't giggle chills. It's Parkinson's.

Still creepy, Lennie.

Well, you are pretty round, so you shouldn't have any trouble bouncing around, Tubby.

You should tweet that.

Indeed, so would you kindly kick rocks?

Um... boo.

Way better than any Zeni video.

And another legal age teen just lost her virginity to someone who isn't you. Thank God for that.

Dammit, boy.

That's heart disease, lardass.

So, you and your mom both got drunk, one thing led to another... You nasty, motherfucker. 👨👵

That is pretty sad.

I wasn't invited to either of mine. I am just so devastated. 😐

Alrighty, then.

Who?

Well, not exactly. The void was caused by her vomiting after you sent her a pic of you violating Tiger, while you had a toilet plunger handle shoved up your ass. She couldn't help but notice that you really seemed to be enjoying yourself. That got her thinking, and she became curious about her own sexuality. And the rest, as they say, is history. However, we all really know the girl is your hand. She's been your hand all along. The picture with the plunger exists, though, and that is the source of these giggle chills you have. He stares at the pic quite often, people. Our Zenigundam is one sick puppy. A puppy that we should have put down a long time ago.