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    Say what you will about me, but leave your mother out of this.
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    Tea is second only to water in global consumption. If that fails you still have coffee, hot cider, and hot cocoa
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    [glow=red,2,300]Real, but imaginary exists because some of us aren't fortunate enough to have good looks, money, and/or a winning personality to the point where we can bed a woman (or dude if you prefer) at will, silly goose. [/glow]
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    [glow=red,2,300]Tea, Coffee, and Hot apple cider would make great talking points further into autumn through winter[/glow]
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    [glow=red,2,300]That's why I am the year-round jolly fat man.[/glow]
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    [glow=red,2,300]Trunks? MOAR LIEK JUNKS! Amirite?[/glow]
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    My Rem x Felix BDSM fanfic. Trufacts, tho. I have never seen Re:Zero.
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    [glow=red,2,300]'Scuse you while you touch the sky B}[/glow]
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    [glow=red,2,300]No, you! Also, me first![/glow]
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    [glow=red,2,300]You insolent guttersnipe! You are as bright as a black hole and several times more dense. Get a job as a human urinal, and maybe you'll actually serve a tangible purpose.[/glow]
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    Indeed. *sips tea*
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    Zenigundam?[/member] Get Good, son!
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    Alphas and Betas are two sides of the same coin. That's why I became an Übermensch.
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    Aw man! I thought this thread would be about fruit and/or vegetable juice. S:
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    Giraffes? MOAR LIKE TOWERING DINOSAUR COWS! Amirite?"
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    Dogs have a keen sixth sense, It's probs just a malevolent ghost and/or demon come to kill you.
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    Maybe keep and maintain it in memoriam of that man?
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    Demz fightin' wordz! ***Raises autism levels off the spectrum*** SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i can say these things because I am, in fact a slightly autistic person.[/font]
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    Whatever, snowflake. -_'
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    I support Trump, and Rem is NOT best girl. Also, Obama played golf during Katrina. Worst POTUS ever. Now I feel bad.
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    It puts the lotion in the basket!
  25. schmahxgn
    Your "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" reference is duly noted. Kudos.
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