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There once was a whore from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue She declared with a shout: "If they'll pay to get in; they'll pay to get out."

It makes no difference; CN's programming has long since been reduced to cancerous excrement.

UNLESS your friend is filling out a really effed up crossword puzzle and asks you, "What's a seven letter word for killing oneself?",

I too have a need to cook,but I lack funds for adequate ingredients.

I understand poof[/member], but typically mozzarella is frozen before being fried into mozzarella sticks. Like I said, this is merely a hypothesis; it's not even ready for alpha testing

I guess the world just isn't ready for deep fried soup...

For best pasta sauce, place diced portebella, oregano, a pound of cherry tomatoes, fresh basil, 3 garlic cloves, and a spalsh of Marsala wine in a blender or food processor and puree. Then hea the sauce in a pan to cook off the wine. Goes well with angel hair pasta.

DUDE!!! This is motha fukkin gastronomy at it's finest!

I AM SOFA KING,WE TODD ED.

And NO, I don't mean mixing soup into a batter and making a savory shit ass funnel cake. I'm talking soup tempura style! The following in a rough idea for a potential recipe. If anything goes wrong if you try to actually make it, that's not my responsibility, but if you do make it and it's tasty AF just like send some positive feedback my way. You will need: 1.) homemade soup of your choice; preferably one without a lot of large hunky food stuffs like meat and veggies, bisque and/or chowder are ideal 2.) Gelatin 3.) Tempura batter (recipe is at the end of this post) 4.) Peanut oil for frying First bring soup to a boil, and stir in gelatin. Stir until gelatin is dissolved and take off of heat, allow to cool Pour soup mixture into a relative heat resistant ice cube tray(s), cover with saran wrap, and allow to cool and congeal in the fridge for 2 hours. Once the soup is gelatinous, move it to the freezer for one hour Next preheat oil to 375 Degrees Fahrenheit, and prepare he tempura batter. Finally, batter the soup cubes 3 to 4 at a time and deep fry for only a few seconds; until the frozen soup becomes a viscous liquid and the batter becomes crispy and golden brown. ENJOY https://www.thespruce.com/tempura-batter-recipe-2031529

420 bake or baked goods bake?

PIZZA SLUT! >

Your life, as it appears to me, is like a train wreck where no one died, but everybody is mutilated, disfigured, and crippled for life. No offense.

The only good thing about "Black Butler" was the curry episode. I FUCKING love curry.

Get in TC and get wasted! WOOOO~! :brownbottle: :beer: :420:

Geoffrey from "Fresh Prince" wasn't even in that shit.

If you left, we'd be minus 1 beta...

No, but I own a cock-stoking machine and some lube.

"Snowflake Ninja" The story of a young man with severe ottism and ADHD from the Liberal, PC tumblr nation who has to become a ninja to fight the alt-right offensive cis gender white privilege army of the Reddit Republic. He also uses Fidget Spinnerz as shuriken.

"The Jeff Dunham Show?"

[shadow=red,left]Yessir! It be your turn now.[/shadow]

I will describe a television show, movie, anime, or Vidjagame in a way that makes it sound way worse than it actually is, then the first person to guess in a reply what I describe is will do the next description. Here goes: A Nickleodeon show from the late 80's/early 90's featuring elder gentleman who lives alone in a suburban neighborhood and invites the neighborhood children into his home for kitchen experiments.