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Yet you've participated in part of the original purpose of haiku, to respond to the previous lines of somebody else's with your own.

I have yet to try coke, despite all the free rails I'm offered at work.

Year after year On the monkey's face -- A monkey face.

I knew it was beet juice because my husband is gross and drinks it regularly

The Band's Visit Charade M. Hulot's Holiday

IVE GOT THE FROTS FOR YOU

Fine as a blade of grass. I hope you're doing well, yourself

Your username complements your current pic honorably and gloriously

IVE GOT THE SOCKHOPS FOR YOU

I'VE GOT THE CULOTTES FOR YOU

IVE GOT THE CROP TOPS FOR YOU

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

I'm sure I can. I believe in myself.

A cover of one of my favorite contemporary songwriters, arranged by one of my absolute favorite musical groups.

I have different shifts, jobs, but days where I don't work mornings and days off are usually fairly similar: 7:30 AM Hit the snooze button if I don't have any real obligation to be up. 9:00 AM Finally get up. 10:00 AM Write/fuck around here and on Twitter 2:00 PM Finish writing. If I eat, I go to a deli and eat/drink/write until 2 4:00 PM Either work til 12 AM, or hang out at home, watch a movie, ride my bike, etc etc

Advocate for society to accept that werewolves are cute.

Similarly, one of my pieces was turned down very gently by Slice, which is again one of those magazines I'm dying to get my work into because it's gorgeous and has hosted many of my favorite writers. https://slicemagazine.org/

Writing is a different experience for all of us. Still, if you're a writer, it's often a necessary impulse, or after all the degradation and frustration you finally make something you like. Regardless, it gets done, and I'm glad the process comes effortlessly for you.

I took this bait like a bass helping itself to a bucket of nightcrawlers dumped liberally into the water. I also hope your day is splendid.

Tbf I'd kill if I discovered I was in Tempe

I lived in a fairly high income area, but because it was a red county in a democratic state, everybody shopped at Walmart, 100,000 tax bracket and beyond.

What blessings have you invoked from your god to live a life with this luck?

I love her.

Post that Irish shit I know you love

Drunk as a skunk.