Bouvre

Cinema verite.

Finally sent off my novel manuscript to be considered for publication by a small press I really admire. I'm very nervous but very hopeful.

I'm seventeen weasels in a cocktail dress and we just want to rent Kazaam on VHS because we've heard good things and good things are our sole purpose for forming this alliance in human clothes.

I moved in with my partner. We've known them all for a long time. We didn't mind one bit.

Only if you call me Betty.

I wanna be the small red panda hanging from your food tray.

I love the very Mom response of "ok"

Whatever you say, shitmail I mean, fishsmell. Fuck. What was it again?

I can neither confirm nor deny but if this becomes an AMA can you promise some small semblance of resurgence for my dead career?

So does my housemate's nine-year-old and me to such an extent that I feel guilty for eating so many I buy more for her school lunches frequently.

Quite drunk, and therefore happy to be submitting work to publications. What about you?

Babybel cheese.

The lyricism of Giddens' "Julie" is a wonderful example of how omission strengthens very traditional forms of ballads. The writing is strong, her vocals and banjo playing are beautiful and assured. Also I want that style of banjo really badly.

Stop straightening your chest hairs.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony

Nah he was just popping in to check up on you.

Hell yes

He was never really funny tho

Conflict is a basic element of narrative. Not that all conflicts must be violent, but it's where you develop tension.

I'd tried to write this piece for years in my undergraduate years and gave up. I returned to it in an attempt to find somebody who might give it love. Eunoia Review gave it publication a few days back: https://eunoiareview.wordpress.com/2018/03/24/the-crossing-2/

I wonder if that was me. Thank God I actually finished a draft though, nine years later.

Rejection is rough. When I was working as an editor I solicited a submission from a writer I greatly admire and envy. And in the end the other two editors passed on what she decided to send us for the journal's consideration. It can be a very rough process, submitting and pitching, and its even worse when publishers show interest and pull the rug out from under you at thr last minute. Still, sometimes it takes more luck than most people realize, and that it got so far with Cartoon Hangover, even as correspondence, is super impressive. I'm excited to see what comes of this in the near future!

I am a futa girl and my parents are cormorants who send me fish on a weekly basis with a card that says get well soon because they're certain my human appearance is a phase.