Bouvre

These look especially banging with my D.Va hoodie

My experience with sex in the woods, in the open air, was exciting but I had so many mosquito bites up and down my back, so it really isn't the best. A tent was a pretty cool place though, especially when we had the stars above us and the sound of a crackling campfire and chirping crickets.

Reviving this a little, because this Blaze Foley song (performed here by John Prine) possesses a heart that doesn't waver, even at its most lyrically surreal.

Somebody got 86'd from the place where I work last night, calling the bartender a ho, screaming about shanking us pussies. Meanwhile I'm trying to deliver tacos to the family with children watching and listening in horror, wearing the dumbest hospitable smile on my face as convincingly as possible

I'd join fetlife just to add you

Always Be Closing

I have no answers.

I take my last comment back

Fuck, same

I'm hypnotized by how the word forms in and on his mouth.

I only see how they love it. And when. Why is still the mystery.

This whole thing.

For real, the flamingo or the bunny.

Please be nice to me; it's my dog's birthday.

Oh no!

I sometimes use them to read along with.

Bone!?

The throat boat is my favorite porn spinoff of Love Boat

I also appreciate you

I appreciate this parody

If Tangerine is still on there, watch tangerine. Not gay, but queer and good. My knowledge of what's on Netflix rn is kinda dismal

Libel! Libel! Or slander Either way I'm not wrong