naraku360

Your storylines are really predictable. :poop:/10 would not read again

I'd cuddle with you even of you were a big pile of :poop:

Oh, you should do the colonoscopy prep enema stuff, like 2 Gatorade bottles with half a container of Miralax each, no solids the day before or of, and some extra stool softener. I vouche for this stuff: https://www.pharmaca.com/health-force-nutritionals-intestinal-movement-formula-50-vcaps?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgf-9pcqC1gIVEmp-Ch3z9gq6EAQYAiABEgLoEvD_BwE Then when you really feel it coming, climb on top of a roulette wheel, point butt up, spin, and spray.

1pooh4u[/member] NOOOOOOOOO!

What about his apartm- Wouldn't make a difference. Never mind.

Only at the beginning of his shift, though.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure

I'd mostly talk about your premature ejaculation.

> That. Was. Beautiful.

Shutthefuckupackard bawl.

Not sure I believe you....

If a cigarette is smoked and nobody with a functuonal nose is around to smell it, does it still stink?

Shut the fuck up, you assfaced cuntbag.

What does this have to do with the fact water that fountains are still all over the place?

I see fountains virtually every time I go to a public place.

Riveting.

1pooh4u[/member]-phoria.

Oh no! Now how will you ever watch all 15 hours of Spongebob in peace?!

Yeah, paid vacation is literally a benefit of having an actually good job.

Unrelated to your post, but just saw "My band" in your sig and read it like

I don't want to talk to you, Zenigundam?[/member]. Just because you're a giant pussy, it doesn't mean you're a girl.

What if you're hungry for poop?