naraku360

It was still 20 miles west of you after moving "much further" eastward toward you than expected. Sounds an awful lot like it wasn't expected to hit you. Your words.

All I'm saying is that you weren't expected to get hit by it. It changed course, came closer, you still only took a bit of collateral.

I didn't say no danger. I said you weren't in the high risk areas. Are you saying by being half a mile away [probably further, mind you], you were in equal amount of danger as someone in the direct path of the storm? You fucking tardboy.

"Pretty much". If the closest damage is half a mile away, you weren't in the danger zone. Close, but not in it. And lol at thinking you know how I'd react. You consistently make yourself out to be a bigger, dumber coward than me.

Pretty sure everyone, Bucket included, knew he wasn't in a high-risk area. He lost electricity?! OH NO! :::

You're the one who made "home defense" super edgy.

Isn't humor supposed to be funny?

I don't believe you.

Side note: Lol Florida http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article172404797.html

Self-defense or not, having "no problem" taking someone's life seems pretty alien to me.

You're shooting them with exploding bullets. If the intention isn't to kill, it's undoubtedly - and as you've stated - to permanently cripple. I'm not saying you shouldn't defend yourself. I'm saying it's rather excessive.

Columbine. I get the self-defense thing, but the weird obsession with "if someone is so much as mildly threatening, I'll murder them so hard they'll be deaded 5evar and that makes me tough #dontmesswitme" thing comes off like you've either never fired a gun or have no remorse for taking another person's life, potentially both.

I'm at a loss of words for describing how weak this troll attempt was.

Never really liked Jeepers Creepers. I don't remember much about it aside from not finding it very scary.

"I only use hollowpoints - they're my spirit animal. I never fire a warning shot like a lame western poser. I always shoot to kill."

The more you talk about your gun boner, the more you sound like Eric Harris.

Unfortunate.

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That doesn't change how he seems to be gleeful about the prospect.

If he weighed as much as Bucket, it's doubtful a category 5 hurricane could lift him.

Unless they're white. If they're white, they're just trying to survive and can help themselves.

When your water bottle is empty, do you toss it and buy a new one? If so, lol.

I knew a guy in high school who had one. He was super edgy. Not a great thing to be when owning a waterbed.

Don't talk like that, man. Shouldn't get people's hopes up.

Not really. Headaches and stomach cramps are side effects of too much caffeine. Can't get through a full cup before it's too much. I'm probably just sensitive to caffeine. Not that it matters much, I almost never drink ciffee.