naraku360

Not sure I believe you....

If a cigarette is smoked and nobody with a functuonal nose is around to smell it, does it still stink?

Shut the fuck up, you assfaced cuntbag.

What does this have to do with the fact water that fountains are still all over the place?

I see fountains virtually every time I go to a public place.

Riveting.

1pooh4u[/member]-phoria.

Oh no! Now how will you ever watch all 15 hours of Spongebob in peace?!

Yeah, paid vacation is literally a benefit of having an actually good job.

Unrelated to your post, but just saw "My band" in your sig and read it like

I don't want to talk to you, Zenigundam?[/member]. Just because you're a giant pussy, it doesn't mean you're a girl.

What if you're hungry for poop?

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WHY NOT

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Ladies dig you about as much as they dug Elliot. You know, not at all.

They're not supposed to know about our forbidden cyber love.

When you stop talking to them.

Could it not?

How is accepting she's not interested in romance and allowing her to be a friend with benefits a "fantasy"? Wouldn't a fantasy entail being convinced she's wanting more than what I just described? We can care about each other without needing it to be more than what it is.

I'm saying it's more believable than your fantasies about being wanted by your white trash johns. I'm not facing some delusion about what our relationship is. She's not interested in being romamtically involved, but that doesn't equate to the relationship being strictly about sex. Relationships are more complex than either you have sex and want romance or you don't have sex and no romance. These aren't mutually exclusive clauses.

Not any less believable than military hottie giving a shit about you beyond an easy lay

Yup.