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  1. naraku360
    They promised to mow it, but they just beat me up instead.
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    Wasn't supposed to tell anyone!
  3. naraku360
    Stops after just one pop.
  4. naraku360
    I've been told my ass is grass.
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    Uh, you're welcome, @scoobdog...?
  6. naraku360
    Lol "Last few days"
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    I'll trade my nothing for an expensive car I can easily sell. I'm too blind to drive.
  8. naraku360
    Competing? Eureka Seven started getting unnecessary sequels a decade before FLCL got its first. FLCL is competing with Eureka Seven. Not the other way around.
  9. naraku360
    Spent 2 hours in bed. Couldn't sleep because boner. Got out of bed. Boner immediately gone. 🤨
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    It's important to find it fast. Gotta make sure it's still warm and moist after JD's done with those couch buns.
  11. naraku360
    The day Rupert dies can't come soon enough. Hurry the fuck up, dude.
  12. naraku360
    Hey, ChatGPT. Give me the dumbest political take you can:
  13. naraku360
    Poop. Just the way she likes it.
  14. naraku360
    I don't eat them because seafood is disgusting. 😎
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    I know how to properly eat a tamale. Then throw it in the trash.
  17. naraku360
    "Ate" would suggest I got through it. I'm blind and nobody told me. Bite me.
  18. naraku360
    You know I'm just going to csll it paper even though that's what it was wrapped in, right?
  19. naraku360
    Whatever it's called, it tasted like paper and I wasn't supposed to eat it. The only reason I didn't was because I couldn't bite through it. I wouldn't have known. The edible part didn't taste great, either.
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    Also, jk, I read it. Much to my dismay.
  21. naraku360
    Daily Mail; didn't read
  22. naraku360
    You continue to be amazingly stupid.
  23. naraku360
    git gud
  24. naraku360
    I'm thinking about
  25. naraku360
    Am I too much of a poser if the greatest amount of my interaction with Pink Floyd comes from the Blart Side of the Moon? It is also the bulk of my interaction with Paul Blart.
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