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naraku360

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  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  2. How do we live in the timeline where Mitch McConnell has to try being the hero?
  3. I'm going to refer to MTG with the "it" pronoun from now on. It's too stupid to have a gender.
  4. The Epstein files are clogging the toilet.
  5. My eyes don't have irises, so glasses put me directly on the legal blindness threshold....
  6. Just got this notification from Uber encouraging teens to fail their driver's test.....
  7. Trump? Not taking responsibility? [audible gasp]
  8. Where are the Epstein documents he promised? 🤔
  9. AQMmmfBjQAuPuQMgNU5TH7aWRjNa6imn6c2KTj7F6tLzloSCtyTUSDpeqiIpmQT_VK_qlqwr3umhV34sDs80m5f7.mp4
  10. The hottest guy on the internet.
  11. Not a nice way to talk about your mother. No matter how accurate....
  12. Broke a lot of condoms. Got hand pregnant.
  13. That's what someone needs to do around Musk.
  14. Likes big butts and can lie.
  15. It's unlawful to pee without intent to fertilize an embryo?
  16. He just keeps on never fucking right off.
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