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Tom Brady commentates like he’s AI. It’s like, this is almost a human talking.

That Dallas game was the most bizarre game in years. Just a wonkfest.

I can be happy today because the Falcons cannot lose

This is getting concerning

I don’t believe you, and that’s ok.

List them

Yeah, I understand now what I’m calling the “packard cycle” Step one, he says batshit stuff with batshit arguments, and you think you’ve hit a canker sore gold mine. It hurts and you shouldn’t do it, but your tongue keeps slapping that spot. Step two, it gets infected and you want it to go away, but that shit still hurts. Step three, pork chops.

Packard, less bad AI art, more bad political takes.

The mysticism of packard is wearing off every time you post a bad image with what is probably the most banal idioms one could come up with. This thread sucks. I’m sorry to have to inform you this way.

These are baby boomer level images. Like somehow incel baby boomer.

It’s VERY bouncy

YES MORE LIKE THIS, WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU EVEN MEAN ITS WONDERFUL

Packard I am so sorry I’m just now discovering you. You’re a @KaptKrunch character in real life and I support your low IQ posts so hard. Please continue to say the most non sequitur shit that absolutely no one but you understands because it is us who are wrong. Not you. Never you. Thank you.

Got ‘em

You’re an absolute treasure. This is a special night.

Capitalism.

According to Forbes the Jets are worth 6.9 billion. Good investment. The Cowboys are the most at 10 billion, the least is the Bengals at 4.1.

They should fire Woody Johnson, the double dick man.

I am playing video games instead of watching my team get embarrassed. Video games are fun.

I hate everything

I thought I hated country but New Vegas changed that a lil bit. Maybe just classic country western.

Ric Flair is eternal

House? Apartment? Townhome? Van down by the river? House for me, somehow juuuuuuuust at the right time in the market we were able to buy, again, somehow.

I’ve always been me in here. I’m a terrible liar and have no shame.

That was a shitshow.