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André Toulon

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  1. I see you haven't accepted my request on messenger
  2. Welp, I've been looking for an excuse to use this....now I can delete it
  3. Burger King then it's grits for me...I was gonna get on Elden Ring but drugs and sleep just sounds better
  4. Since you haven't logged in since 2017, I can't be bothered to try
  5. I just peel it from the top. Sometimes the stem wants to be a bitch so I puncture the skin and peel from there
  6. The rest of number 52....maybe a hotdog
  7. Sperm cake? Welp, guess I'm glad you guys know what people like
  8. Post tagging
  9. Sounds like he might be to low to be useful for flying shit. I have a thin strip of fly paper in the corner of my bathroom. Since there s light that usually on in there, flying shit gravitates to it at night and usually gets stuck then I replace it. OK flies are a fucking bitch. They say mosquitoes are bad here but I'm from the swamp...they literally don't bite me or i'm just immune to the poison that causes the itching. Wasps (or whatever flying menace these are outside) are kinda being a pest this year but it's likely because I have a nest in my garage....I don't go out there so they can have it.
  10. Nevermind....I let this goofy shit get to me again.
  11. Not sure....might take the kids to Hibachi since they caught me trying to go without them yesterday
  12. Well, I'm not really saying parents....I think anyone born before the 80s are just in it for the long haul...I'm mostly talking about people my age or younger. Like if you got married after 2000, that shit seems doomed
  13. Ok, ok...but I need to ask. Keep in mind, I'm in no way saying you're wrong that marriage is at its roots patriarchal since multiple wives is a thing in some cultures but outside of TV, I've never heard of multiple husbands BUT, I have also never seen a man say something like "I thought I'd be a husband by now" or place the ultimatum that we can't date if marriage isn't the goal. If it's so demeaning, why do women push for it so hard. It's almost the crown jewel of validation for a lot of females....yet I don't know why.
  14. You do realize that if you managed to get this approved, I'd be right there with you. Let me ask a question that you won't answer because it disturbs your perpetual victim shtick...do you how many people have ADHD and depression (not even touching your "possible autism" claim..if you're not clinically diagnosed, it is really quite shitty of you to keep trying to sell it for pity). But a large section of "stoners", as you say, use marijuana to reach a corner of normalcy due to misdiagnosis, improper medication, and lack of understanding. Not to mention the huge chunk walking around undiagnosed and unmedicated because they can't even get the help they need to see a doctor....a privilege you seem to think is universal due to your.....well... privilege. To keep this short, you're not special, you're not even the apex of neurodivergency. There are many of us just like you, but none wear it on their sleeves, or use it as an excuse for life kicking their ass....guess what, the vast majority of American people are having their asses kicked.
  15. Lol, sometimes self loathing is hilarious to watch, especially when copium is involved.
  16. Rib Crib....so a plate full of meats and some baked beans
  17. Thought it was universal....all the pho and hibachi places are closed here on Monday. Got tricked today because it said Sakura was open online but when I pulled up it was closed....I expected it, but was optimistic that they started opening Mondays.
  18. *pistol fingers* pew pew
  19. .....If it's of any consolation. I've never thought you were an idiot and have always thought you were a villain.
  20. The Annihilatrix.....pushed is a few feet from the sun.....or miles, or parsecs... wtfever
  21. Almost everyone I know that got married has also gotten divorced. Now this could just be a me thing, but so many random people I meet also have been married and divorced. Almost every woman I encounter is either separated, divorced, or cheating because she hates her husband. Men are always bitter about what the lost, or what they have to pay, or just amazed that putting a ring on it doesn't mean she won't cheat. It's foolish for both parties Obviously, this isn't a full proof plan of action....So why even do it. I know "shacking up" is frowned upon because God can see you or whatever, but it just seems so much more convenient. "Babe, I'm kinda sick of you....I think I'ma move out" "yeah, I almost hate you too...it was fun but let me know if you need help loading the truck" and you just go on with your life. Marriage is a pain to plan, a financial setback for anyone starting a family, and it adds a whole new set a rules to a relationship that you were probably not actually willing to follow to begin with.....then when it goes tits up, now you have to pay MORE money just to get out of it. But you don't pay "God"... apparently he just kinda shrugs and says fuck it to divorce. No, you have to pay the goddamn courts. Now you have to separate the shit you own together, traumatize any kids you may have spawned, make meetings, sign paperwork...none of this sounds appealing. Marriage was only viable when people stayed in it out of habit, fear of shame, or just plain too stubborn to leave, but with divorce on the table, it's just like wtf are you even bothering for. For the life of me, I just can't see value in it....there is not a single person on this planet I need to see daily, and even less so have to see them at home.
  22. Fat boy ramen. Eggs, pork chops, chicken, shrimp, and little Japanese crackers that I'm almost sure can pass for cookies
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