André Toulon

Kinda want to go back to sleep but honestly it's not gonna go well if I try....no chance y'all bout to get active here, right.

Tortas are kinda mid...like they should be good but I'd rather just have tacos

Spaghetti...been a while, old friend

I'm on the fence...At first I was definitely like the ref cheated Usyk out of a KO....but the more I watch it, I'm thinking it should have been stopped. Fury's legs were gone, he couldn't even pretend to keep his hands up and I know wanting to see that man get punched until he was asleep was just my personal spite talking.

I guess I'm not allowed to be funnier than the group leader. This is the second time a post of mine with a bunch of likes just disappeared

Why is the God of mischief so hard to catch in the act He's Lo-ki

Tuna

Bought some rolls for my tuna....I go to open them and see the twisty thing has like one twist in it.....instant red flag so I look closer.... there's only 6 rolls...there should be 8. Ugh, throw the whole bag away .....guess hot dog buns will have to do

Wait....what's your Image, and how will it be better

A banana because I literally can't eat shit spicy now so I had to toss my dinner, which was Cajun seared salmon...now I'm eating ramen because I'm frigging starving.

Just saw one taking my daughter to work. Dude let me get a pic, if only he knew how my daughter and I laughed at his ugly truck as we drove off. But dude was a celeb...we weren't the only ones to pull over. It makes a squeaky toy sound when you engage the locks...I hope to God that's customizable, or they are really trolling their customers

It's not even worse than alcohol or nicotine.....and I dare say caffeine

Unenthusiastic effort

Oh, is that what that is. Whew, I thought I was depressed or some shit

There are no red lobsters in Southern Louisiana, I dated a chick from Monroe (north Louisiana) and she suggested reb lobster and I was like I thought that was a California thing ...I had never seen one down here. Ive been once, and I ordered a sampler...it was pretty trash...unseasoned bullshit. I honestly have no clue how they stayed open or why some people were so excited by it. I hear people praise the cheddar biscuits but you've just never had a stuffed creole roll. And I'm not even sure how it's considered a cheap option... everything there is like $20 a plate but if you lived where seafood was accessible, you could get bottomless shrimp anywhere for about $12 and have other options. Frankly, I say good riddance, but I know I'm in the minority

Only one of you can have the cure, I require a 700 word essay explaining why it should be you. Congrats in advance to the winner and.....ya know, happy birthday to the loser.

Well now I definitely believe his grandpa is cooler

It's TT behby

I'm thinking diarrhea

Ok Doomer

I dunno, I feel like this is pretty good

Ooh, I know this because when I found out he was Jason, I went down the rabbit hole and while he's richer than me, he ain't doing great ...like his net worth is 4 mil.....which is pure horse shit for a guy who's is all over your tv

I take this back, after hearing Ocho scream confidently that endophyte can't possibly have a P in it just made my head hurt

Dude, he has fans like the BeyHive. They are toxic and I love it

Cool, she's y'all problem now