André Toulon

Super burrito...I was going to look for the post where I already said this but scroll back by Packard bs, it was just smarter to tell you.

I had BK, but apparently Mom and the kids left at some point and brought me back two SBs, so just ate one of those...now, nightmares

It is during this part of the senior moment the we want to isolate them from outside stimuli and use key words or phrases to bring them back to a semi-coherent state Cigarette Pork chop Failure Omg, is that it. Brushless Pension 🫰🏿🫰🏿🫰🏿

I'll ignore the mild racism just to bask in the glow of you knowing you're a criminal but still trying to make it ok. "I'll get away with it because my supplier isn't a stereotype from the 70s"

Drawing parallels like an epileptic chihuahua

Your bat shit hypothetical doesn't make you innocent...but, I have to ask....are you suggesting you'll die if you can't smoke .... because that's likely the most junkie thing I've heard on these boards

Bathroom dimmer switches.... Did you ever finish that project or is it just another one of the million things you can do if you see fit, yet have never done.

So you, again, just admitted to being a criminal and wish to validate your activity by going "at least I'm not...." Maybe they'll start lacing them with fent.

The time he admitted to not knowing wtf he was mixing in that closet

That time he was bragging about buying bootleg cigarettes in the same raspy breath that he was belittling criminals, but was too dumb to realize he is one

Ah, 98....that was a good year. Taaka vodka was only $1 a pint, and he could smoke in casinos.

Of course. Where do you think he got it. Poor kid got covered in relish.

You would be the type of mfer to wear suspenders unironically

Eh, tv dinner. Everyone on their own tonight...Mama been spoiling the kids, just paying for all their takeout but now she's being stingy😂 Gonna have to learn to survive tonight kids

He really likes the psychedelic filters....reminds him of cleaning up after those Andy Worhal parties.

Holy shit, everything is coming together now. No wonder he's so adamant that this is correct

Oh, see me...I can't help myself. It's just kind of a thrill ride seeing how hard he will shift the conversation to the point that a single thread will have 12 different topics he's attempting to excel at while failing at them all. Like bro will NEVER admit to an L despite his record being nothing but Ls. He's like Vegeta, but the hairline fairy just hates him a little more.

This makes his alleged emancipation paper that much funnier

Opening your eyes is still an option

It all makes sense now

Just a chiropractor

Close again

Omfg, wtf are you ta.... You got it .... This was for Packard

No I didn't, I said at least he drew the symbol correctly...which you just refuse to admit you didn't do. You just pretend to not see the same thing on every pic you posted that's not in yours.