André Toulon

The obvious answer is it TV....but you want a technicality here, huh. Well Jerry Stiller wasn't the original father

Meh chicken strips and some patriotic Twinkies. Immediately going to bed because the awake world is trying to make me mad

.....but it's June?

Chicken strips with mustard is fire. No, not honey mustard..that shits trash....just yellow ass mustard

I would be mad about being misled but I have to be more mad for even clicking this. I knew better, but didn't know just how far away from my delusion that this might be interesting this would actually be.

Nachos...then these fucking blueberry muffins that are literally baked in God's ass. Also a big glass of milk....it's not going be be nice when the other shoe drops

Every load of bullshit doesn't need my attention....just let it be bullshit.

Oh🥵....Greeny

Eh, trolling or not...there have just been some hilarity around casting ba....Ben Affleck dude. I don't care how beloved he is.....it tickles me

Granny died and her son's threw all he recipes away. Now we got mfer experimenting with peach cobbler and shit. Fucking thanksgiving and Christmas entrees are catered....this isn't even my family and it pisses me off. Hell you could have given them to me. But I'm a bit of a hypocrite because I absolutely do not want to spend the holidays with my family so I guess I'll stfu

Even though he was the Batman of my age, and I think he did a serviceable job at the role, Micheal Keaton will always be a funnier choice for Batman than Adam West to me.

I like how it's just not a thing here. No hood, no gas cap, no brakes....no problem

Hog wild

Nah, I'ma do what I always do....pretend I'm the only person in Walmart, ignore any oral alerts and either avoid eye contact or administer very focused eye contact... depending on which one I feel like will make the other person avoid me as well. Ugh....I gotta go buy groceries today

Why do I tell people dates and schedules just for them to ignore them and now everyone is like "duh, I thought it was this day" No....no TF you didn't. Everyone got the same text, the same message and everybody said ofuckingk. Idc what you have to cancel, I told y'all this weeks ago. It's the ONLY fucking thing going on rn

.....I dunno....as long as the oven doesn't have to be on for hours, the kitchen doesn't really get hot? I guess I'll just say sammich to follow suit and I do eat a lot of sammiches🤷🏿‍♂️

Grilled chicken ....and Beans

Ok but you can't legit say "k_ll yourself" anywhere on the Internet these days. Well, you can't type it....but you can yell it all day. Edit, not that I want to say it... I get it

Games that say shit can get an E rating, every 8 year old with a tiktok curses, I can't really remember a time buddy didn't say nuts. Mostly, my fight is with observing your surroundings...so much less focus is wasted on words with me. Pay afuckinttention to what's happening around you. Put the phone down before I take it. My daughter is the curse police so now I have to yell Shimmy shark when I burn myself

I'm just not interested in having these kneejerk reactions to shit that makes the "news" these days because it's all literally bait at this point. I'll trust you did the research and know more of what you're talking about about but there wasn't enough in that article alone for me to just blindly buy it. Since my friend that lives there posted about it and she says that area is racist AF, I'll lean more towards it might be a racial matter but I'm tired of seeing shit like mfers devaluing actual racist acts because they pissed someone off.

Oh no, I get it...I don't get why I don't like it...will and Martin were a huge part of my childhood....but it's like watching that latest kid and play performance for me.

@FreeRoamingVapor I also see that we've recently interacted a few days back and I may have come off as a jerk then as well....well, it's just habit I think. But I do stand by pineapple on pizza isn't a stoner thing. I take that shit seriously tho....idc if it's trite to everyone else.

Fri d chicken and beans

Try Doplivia

Well this isn't the outcome I had hoped for. I was really hoping we'd clear some air and you'd decide to post more, but I figure you might feel kinda at odds now so I guess I'll just keep my fingers crossed