André Toulon

Dagwood

Oh and now that I reread the OP, no cats don't really come around me but dogs definitely do

I'll forget if I wait until tomorrow

Just left a totally random convo, and now I bring it here. Bushwhackers or Dudleys #teamDudley

I'm so mad that I clicked that...

Sluts and whores are different. Sluts are just ready and willing... whores want compensation

I'll donate if I can be part owner. Sounds like a cheap way to get vacation property

How much does a lobotomy cost

Not sure about the first person but I'm about 80% sure I've seen the goatee post

Just got a barbacoa bowl from the lunch truck and gonna grill a few shrimp just for variety....should probably make a veggie too, but haven't thought that far yet

I don't....in fact I remember those exclusively

I'm just waiting for the splice. This went off the rails faster than a TD thread

Nevermind, I gotta stop coming here first thing in the morning...I'm trolling a dude that's not even here.

Line up and grab your ankles ...time for a spanking. Oh....and it's your birthdays

Nevermind, the point has been made. No need to beat this dead horse

Ok, I have no idea how all of these different doctors are working on my lower GI issue but none of you seem to have the same information. I already had the motility and 24hr PH tests. I'm literally still paying the bills on both but somehow you don't have records showing I had these done. I'm not volunteering to have this intrusive ass shit done again, nor am I willing to pay for it again. I keep telling you the doctor who did the procedure and to contact him but instead you keep calling me to see if I've elected to have it yet. I stg I just want to say fuck it and just hiccup and eat muscle relaxers for the rest of my life

It's definitely a locked achievement, but it's really just a choose your own adventure kind of thing until he breaks character and becomes completely coherent randomly.

Hamburger helper....kids were about to order food because they are impatient so I made something fast because they are ordering shit with my cash app card. I'll eat this damn roast by myself at 10

Lately it's been the local grocery stores and other COVID killed buildings I said I work backwards. I googled trying to read it in its entirety since the link is behind a paywall

I don't get tags Ghostie, you can't summon me to threads like you do incessantly to others but that OP was hilarious... The turn it took...less so

Doing mine right now because the kids ordered pizza before I got to it and I was like fuck it, I'll just eat nuggets and watch JJK....corned beef has never been a miss for me except that one time I undercooked it. I legit feel bad it didn't turn out well because it's one of my faves

Crazy rich Indians huh....so since the brought it up, is no one else noticing this? East Indians are buying up South OK and North TX... I'm just curious is this not happening elsewhere....yet. Now since I've shot my wad, I'm gonna go see if that's even what this is about....yes, I work backwards

Hbd obscure reference man Ok see if y'all are going to do these you have to do them all

Oh, this is definitely retroactively presented...today it doesn't matter. I like solitude.