André Toulon

Why do y'all do this shit....go be born on seperate days.

I'm going to regret this....but care to link? I just have no barometer as to what could even qualify as penis music

😢

Ok, the whole post except the first sentence was red as I was typing but now just 2 words are red? Thanks a lot, I'm going to be giving this so much unnecessary thought

I just ate trash. I threw the wrong box away thought it was the one just filled with lettuce and pico, but it was actually a couple of tacos... I have no fucking clue how I just changed the font color....anyway, even though it was in there just a couple of minutes, I've always thought of that part in Seinfeld where he tells George one it enters the receptacle, it's trash. And you are what you eat so I too am trash. I get to start my day as trash

Prowleeeeeer 😢

@Wolfenburg Roofing and @Easy Gold Trading are solid dudes

It's Tuesday.... eventually this will get old, but dem tacos bro

It's opium but I really wanted to remember his asmb name.

Legendary

Someone else has to do it....I am NOT googling Sonic lewds

Why in the hell do people think you "owe" them conversation. At the airport and this lady goes "I like your sweater". I said thanks.....but this isn't over. Where are you headed Nowhere Nowhere? Why are you at the airport *Deep breath* I'm dropping my mom off. *She looks around* where's your mom? *Reaching critical mass* 🤷🏿‍♂️ (she was in the bathroom, and I had her luggage next to me) Is something wrong? 🤦🏿‍♂️No Omg why are you so dry, I'm just trying to hold a conversation And I'm trying very hard not to have one. Fine, don't let me bother you *Contemplating saying too late* it's ok. *Storms off to bother some other poor soul, sitting alone* She was a passably attractive female, and 10 years ago I would have took a shot, but these days....just leave me alone, pls.

........the Walmart chicken that has been mutating for 3 days

He meant juggalo

Oh wow, Elliot Page, huh....I wonder how that user that was obsessed with him beforehand took it.

I have an ear ache but you can fix it

.....I never said it was free, just that it's accessible other places than the closed institution

Went to Carl's and got a burger....ain't nobody eating chicken again

....I'm not sure about this but isn't your transcripts like part of (I'm about to sound like a dumbass here) your permanent record and can be accessed through government (state or fed) agencies? Like I assume contacting your previous school is the most convenient way but I honestly think the kids mom had to contact the state to get her stuff from the trade school she went to that went tits up before she could finish her degree

Ham

.....I've never seen a BBL in the wild. I don't think I'd be able to contain myself... especially if my daughter with me....we gonna be loud AF 🤣

I guess Walmart chicken...gotta stop letting my mom dictate the dinner narrative.

The other half of this burger

Omfg, someone come shoot me in the face