André Toulon

Then there was the tortoise she sent to a watery grave, and there was that possum baby she basically murdered instead of waiting for the mother to come back.........Oh, and the abortion, but that was definitely merciful.

Really, I have more fun watching her threads tank in "IB" with 0 replies and 3 views.......That's the juiciest fruit of all. But shes chaffed enough IB ass that eventually someone responds to it so once the cherry is popped I'm usually like "well, might as well see what was said"

She needs the attention so she has to pretend I'm digging into her when in reality I've been mostly benign for the last couple of weeks.......When I don't give her the negative attention she desires she makes another shoutout thread.

Pretty much exactly this....But i don't think i made it a full week.

Breakfast? I ate that at like 5 ockock

My bottom jaw line has the texture of a Komodo Dragon due to my Sarcoidosis.....Still, I doubt anyone has the fortitude to say anything disrespectful to my face about it........People do ask sometimes, but never in an insulting manner.

Masochism keeps me from being bored.

I assume they both look about the same now......At least Manson can put some work in.

Where do you live that people come to just insult you while they shop for groceries.

Farts?.....Man, that's hilarious.....Try doubled over in my bathroom with my tummy cramping as I spend 10 minutes in perpetual splatterscat. Leon[/member] .......Nothing depending on the cereal.....Soggy rice Krispies, Yes........Soggy KaptKrunch, not even once.

The worst part being that I'm lactose intolerant (and don't tell me to try almond milk or some other weak ass shit......Vitamin D or GTFO) but I always have to pour up a second bowl. Tried buying bigger bowls, but it just gets soggy, so you have to wreck that second bowl for satisfaction. Before you ask, Cookie Crisp.

What I've been doing for the last 30 minutes

That tune is fucking catchy....I need to make that my ringtone.

LOL

Talked to him a little while ago........He's still kicking and doing well. Since he had no interest in the Staging boards I haven't bothered him about this place.

Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better?

The epitome of one hit wonders.

That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now.

Thursday-Sunday

The only think you needed to learn from cribs

Wow, and I thought I was bored

Yeah, because I should really be nice to someone who makes outlandish claims like these about me without any restraint......Drink bleach with your pills next time.

What a stupid, vapid reason to watch a show.....Do everyone a favor and don't

NARKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cool, she can wear it while she tries out the new womanizer I bought her.