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André Toulon

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  1. I don't remember if I was talking about this here or on FB or something, but I'm still perplexed by this. I'll look in a sec but I could swear astronauts must be able to withstand 15 g or so and i think I read somewhere that the average man can withstand up to 10 Gs without passing out. This ride apparently goes 10gs and promises a clean death (I'm assuming you still shit yourself thought) but whith these conflicting ideas, isn't there a chance you get off the ride alive? Also, I'm going to assume this hasn't been built, much less ridden, so I wonder how many people would be itching to try it........Me, we all already know I'm scared of death......But I love rollercoasters........Like, I REALLY want to ride this thing. I seriously don't think it'll kill me.
  2. YAY, you came home
  3. I hear it tastes like horse.....Whatever the fuck that tastes like
  4. It's also what you say with your 12 pensions and valuable cigarette butt collection
  5. Oh good, it's gone.....or at least not in my face right now. I almost had an aneurysm.
  6. I'm going to try back in an hour......I just can't with this shit
  7. Sooper Dooper Pooper Scooper
  8. Now let's think about this. If a malnourished rat is your superior........................................................................
  9. His producer is on point, but I was bored through most of this.
  10. Offensive because it's an innocent cat.....Appropriate if it was you.
  11. Your accolades make me appreciate the 20 years I spent getting shitfaced instead of shit on.
  12. Fuck no Floyd ain't taking a dive. Dumb motherfuckers with super saiyan managers take dives.....Not floyd.
  13. Learn how to drugs...........Or don't, that's smarter.
  14. Crapshot has a great heart, but a really lame brain. I just think he couldn't get it if he tried.
  15. You had to know I was bullshitting because I'll have to be down and out to even fuck with mud again.....Taping isn't hard, but you're a foreman and you assholes never know what's going on......Do you still use fiberglass insu.....I almost think you have to being in Cali, but I've been out the game for a while so I figure it must be something better out but just as less flammatory.
  16. I'll be there from Aug 1st to Aug 8th.......If you paying under the table, I'll come out. My sister fronting the trip I can pocket that I can sheetrock and Osha certified for jackhammer and forklift. I don't think I need the cert for jackhammer tho......I just did it a lot.
  17. You could have only been going for funny or smart with this post but you overshot both and landed in failure
  18. Blowing assholes for loose change, the money is much better but it doesn't come with dental which I feel like is the "gotchabitch" of the whole racket
  19. This too shall be my last post on the matter and I'll be succinct. Language is exactly the root of bigotry because a child doesn't learn to beat gays, or burn crosses, or lynch blacks, or practice anti-semitism.....They learn words of hatred first and foremost. The cycle will never end as long as we continue to use and teach the language because that's the first thing a child who may become bigoted will pick up on. It's learned behavior. If you feel free and vindicated for your brand of speaking, then I'm all for whatever works for you, but that too is counterproductive. I'm not even trying to shame you out of it.....I was making a point before this snowballed. Nah, I'm not sucking her dick....Just to be on topic.
  20. lol yeah
  21. I think you misinterpreted my OP. I didn't need any help.....I just wanted my AC fixed but the part didn't come in for 3 days.....In my impatience I was ready to call some more guys to come out. I had the money, I just hate waiting.....Especially in the heat. It was just me so I stuck it out, if my kids were here we just would went to the hotel I moonlight at and comped a room.
  22. This is all very akin to Crapshot's old "colorblind" ideology that made him a target for sly.......I like my racism slackjawed and wearing a hood. This "I choose not to see it" shit is the worst.
  23. I don't even like the notorious big, but I hope he rises from his grave and eats her.
  24. Or will never be eaten. Considering I have the mini-mes, not a whole lot of stuff gets left over unlike when I was living alone and I would stockpile walls of to go boxes in my fridge. First, does hot sauce go bad. It's been in there for like 3 years and I don't eat the stuff (my mom bought it) so I'm wondering should I toss it. I also have a jar of cactus.....Yeah, you can eat cactus, who knew. My son is an adventerous eater but i know he'll never ask for it again. There is some produce in my left crisper that I bought for a stew that i never made, and I'm literally afraid to open that drawer. Oh, and my mom's sugar free syrup.....Which I don't think has gone bad, but it's just a mood killer when I reach for the real shit. Just wondering if anyone stockpiles shit like I used to when all I did was drinky and eat cold leftovers to survive.
  25. I dont want to pay 2 bills to get my AC fixed. I already had one company out here which ordered a part and is charging me labor (I think the part was under warranty) but if I call some other guys to come out I'll have 2 bills instead of one. Now to completely nullify that explanation, the part came in and they fixed my AC.
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