André Toulon

This is a classic

Poor dog just didn't know he was the main ingredient.

Nothing going on at work, nothing going on here, nothing happening on FB......I guess

In the buck with his feet firmly wrapped around around his ears with cowboy boots and a beeper

Slutty senses tingling

Hey you fixed your sig so I don't have to scroll....How'd you do that

All of it

Nope, I despise the notion of suicide

Unless there are visible burns, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

You're too nice. borderline is the understatement of the century

She thinks prostate means asshole

Don't know how I missed it......I like videogames......So far my secret santas all got me a game of some sort. Safe bet

I boil it and add the seasoning packet.....it costs like 10 cents.....No way in hell I'm making a production out of ramen. Now Pho...........

Dooooon't stop, forgeeeeeeeeeeting

You have a camera now, right....Assuming this you caught the culprit. Good Job Natasha

My night is complete. It was missing something....Something very specific, but I had no idea what it was until I opened this thread.

Been there.....When I did construction all I could do was drown myself with a 40 and lie down.......I think I only ate lunch back then

I literally have no idea since I'm not even that aware of the white weather girls. If it's not Ollie Williams or Al Roker, I'm lost.

Maybe I shou.........*sigh*, nevermind.......I figure I should keep one person I don't violently troll at the slightest trigger. Just know that I'm ignoring all of this advice.

I never ONCE said I had stopped eating cow......I have said I stopped eating pork, but that's not really something I stuck to. And I'll be damned if I don't eat my Gardettos

Bruh

I might as well eat trash, no. I was about to thaw a chicken breast, chop some lettuce and other shit, mix some oil and vinegar, blah blah blah.......But really, at this point it's cool if I just go buy 2 burrito supremes and a Mexican pizza, right? And a 1 liter rootbeer? And a bag of little gem chocolate donuts? And some Gardettos?

OMG, she looks just like the chick that works at the Rue 21 here.....Yeah, she's hot.

*Steps to you*