André Toulon

Netflix just suggested it to me.....Looks like something I can get into......Just kinda don't wanna waste my time if it's really slow

You just aren't good at anything so you find easy shit hard.

Meh, one of the first things I used to do when I got new jobs was find a chick to fuck......It's part of the fun. Maybe not in your line of work, but grocery story associate.....Hell yeah, hook up.

I've said I was going for like the last 10 years but never do. My sister lives in Vegas so all I would need is air fare.......This would actually be awesome for the kids too. I mean it's kind of the stuff dreams are made of to sit side by side with Daigo, but honestly......I don't have the balls. I like to enjoy my victories and sulk my losses at home.

Well here's the key.....I notice you get down on yourself a lot here and seem to let things customers say to you get you a bit ruffled (not sure if you're like that in real life as well or if you just come here to get that out) so remember, confidence is the golden ticket......You don't have to be a jerk, but stay assertive and exude a bit of confidence because that's generally what draws women in. NOW, there is a possibility that she is the type that's attracted to weakness and pessimism, in which case I guess don't change a thing but if I had to put money on this, she was attracted to you because you're reserved and keep to yourself.....That brooding shit is also a panty dropper.

I'm finally ranked in the top 300 in the US in Street Fighter 5......Going for #1......Realistically top 50 because that Justin Wong crowd is a cut above what I'm capable of

We wouldn't get along when you're in pain.....I'm totally a "suck it up" kinda guy

Back pain is my jam, but I don't wish for it because I think paralysis will suck

Stop fucking up our language

6 days, I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Oh, my head.....I definitely hate for my head to hurt but that rarely a thing......I believe the years of substance abuse have made my head invincible.

The first MK was a pretty great movie, but no videogame to movie inconsistency has ever pissed me off more that the screaming baby bird Scorpion had living in his hand.

The good part is I loves me some pain......It's actually relaxing to me.......Best sleep ever last night because my body ached so. The bad part is I was kinda hoping it would be gone by now when I had to get up, but alas it feels even worse. I really want to eat a couple of lortabs and crawl back into bed but that's not happening. Anyway, the real question here is does anyone else find pain soothing.......I mean like joint and muscle pain.......Not cuts or lacerations.....Fuck cuts and lacerations, that shit hurts and it's too easy to reopen the wounds.

Smoked in oil.....With ritz chips

I already have several

Videogames are insanely easy now compared to the 8/16 bit era.......If you find these games hard you just suck.

It's hard to see past the corrosive bitch

They ain't never seen a fat boy dougie

Look, in any business, if you require a middle man there will be a fee.

I made a 20 year careeer out of fucking dumb people over.

You can't spell

This is a lie

Can't be green if you wanna do drugs

Disney Land, mud wrestle with Scoob, get scrotum restorative surgery.