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André Toulon

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  1. This motherfucker is trying to kill me. I'd rather have a waterlocked room for my spawn to do all their gross ass "experiments" in that when they are done, I hit a button and it goes all carwash in there.
  2. I read the book....You can read it too if someone ever forgets one in the hotel or throws one in the trash.
  3. Well at least you know you're a clown.
  4. No, when you're an idiotic piece of shit the reeks of ass and lies, sex just isn't attainable......Nursing homes are having STD outbreaks because people older than you are still getting it in. Don't blame your age on your dry peter.
  5. LMGDAO, this is the most hilarious thing you've done yet.......To prove you went to Panera Bread, you post this slop in an attempt to shame a sammich you've never had. This only makes you more of a fraud, and apparently you steal cups.
  6. Um, she's just Ms. piggy?
  7. You think Rob Schneider's funny.
  8. Oh is that what we're doing....I wanna play.....brb
  9. So how long you plan on keeping this name.
  10. Oh yeah, I can't "like" shit here anymore.......Have some of this instead :fap:
  11. Bring gin. This will go tits up instantly
  12. You're not ever here, I picked someone I hoped would see this and quickly decline
  13. No tic used to post gay hentai all the time in hopes to get mochi's attention
  14. Nabs bowed out so I guess I'll have to tr Naraku or Scoob
  15. OH SHIT, that was supposed to say honor but I'm not changing it.....That might actually be more accurate for such an unholy union.
  16. LOL, I drunkenly set the date for sometime in 2018 back in 2013.......So you got a year to buy a dress. You're the maid of horror
  17. Remember when that was all TiC did for a while and got banned.
  18. That's why the title says public......And we don't need PMs, she has my phone number.
  19. I like a lot of his shit but I don't really even like this song.....I just hear it in my head all day
  20. So after saying this for like the 10th time, you didn't bother to check?
  21. I can't disassemble something that doesn't exist you lying, tax evading, cutpurse
  22. Sure....They only have one turkey sandwich and it comes with one piece of turky and thin bread.......I'll get right on identifying that fictional sandwich among the rest of their otherwise robust turkey options.
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