André Toulon

I'm on a bbq marathon.....We switched up the order due to who will be coming each day......Yesterday was ribs because we greedy and didn't want to share those.......Today is chicken and hotlinks/hotdogs so everyone is welcome. Tomorrow is steaks, burgers and chops......If you don't live here, dont reach for a steak.

I instantly regret bumping this......You took all of the fun out of it.

I didn't save my catfish to my personal spank bank......This thread shows up in my search history when I type in Imfap, so I just use that link to come here....I bumped it because this is hifuckinglarious.

Wait, that pic was from photobucket.....Why did you save someone's tinder profile screen in Photobucket? You are creepy as shit.

This is primp shit and I'll have no part of it.

Just throw the xbox in the bathtub

OP ITT....."I failed in my other thread, so it's time to make up a new thread full of bullshit and my personal aspirations that have gone unrealized"

Bring me back some sheep face

I know you just got back but Luuv is ALREADY talking about banning you again. They are sending even the most innocent of your threads to DF out of sheer rectal trauma and I would rather they not vilify you because it is fashionable. Now see, I'm one of the few people that get it.....This is all play acting, but most people here don't want you to win. Now unless your game is just to get banned again, I'm gonna ask you just come help me make DF a community and say fuck FFA. But if you like pissing these thin skinned babies off, then do you. Your Buddy, Buddyroe.

But wait, who knows what may have happened....What if he saw you and tried one last time to talk to a woman, and you saved him and all of his victims with one of your mouth hugs. You would be a hero poofytang.

#SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAG

I have about 5 premium streaming services to choose from, but my mom is here watching weaksauce ass Crackle.......She calls it Cracklin' and I die a little each time she says it.

Like I said when he got banned.....They need a pariah to blame shit on.

I delete people for sharing that bullshit with me.

Was there cheese?

LOL, you've been logging in every day and finally got lucky

I used to do that.......I used to like the missed connections........59 year old woman: You were the first to make me squirt, we met in a Hotel in Pruitt. I need to squirt again, PLEASE! > :barf: > > >

He uses DW all wrong

Why did you post this again

Did we catch them yet? Have charges been filed? Gotta stop people from hating on you because of that sweet Nissan.

Y'all are all stupid You're all virgins I get banned all the time because i'm black ↑......That 's you, that's you every time you don't get the attention you crave. Also LOL and people on the internet "influencing" your life.

Sendz me pallz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhW8Vk5cmo8

No, that was the hair brushing. His mane is glorious.