André Toulon

You grow up a chunk of your life in Louisiana and you'd be scared of the shit too. People only saw Katrina, Louisiana floods yearly

Yup and you get to die with a bunch of other people too so it's like a party.......Until you die.

I wanted to be a pilot.....Then I grew up and realized i don't like the sky that much.....Not scared to fly or anything, but I'm much happier on the ground. Scared of water tho

Smack it.......I've slapped the shit out of mysef trying to kill a fly. Sometimes I "grab" whatever it is, and once it was a spider and I nearly shit myself when I opened my hand and saw a fucking spider. Fuck spiders

South Korean.....They are going to bomb themselves.

6 years

Oh, 10 gs for a full minute......I guess that's the defining factor, but still.....I wanna ride this shit.

I don't remember if I was talking about this here or on FB or something, but I'm still perplexed by this. I'll look in a sec but I could swear astronauts must be able to withstand 15 g or so and i think I read somewhere that the average man can withstand up to 10 Gs without passing out. This ride apparently goes 10gs and promises a clean death (I'm assuming you still shit yourself thought) but whith these conflicting ideas, isn't there a chance you get off the ride alive? Also, I'm going to assume this hasn't been built, much less ridden, so I wonder how many people would be itching to try it........Me, we all already know I'm scared of death......But I love rollercoasters........Like, I REALLY want to ride this thing. I seriously don't think it'll kill me.

YAY, you came home

I hear it tastes like horse.....Whatever the fuck that tastes like

It's also what you say with your 12 pensions and valuable cigarette butt collection

Oh good, it's gone.....or at least not in my face right now. I almost had an aneurysm.

I'm going to try back in an hour......I just can't with this shit

Sooper Dooper Pooper Scooper

Now let's think about this. If a malnourished rat is your superior........................................................................

His producer is on point, but I was bored through most of this.

Offensive because it's an innocent cat.....Appropriate if it was you.

Your accolades make me appreciate the 20 years I spent getting shitfaced instead of shit on.

Fuck no Floyd ain't taking a dive. Dumb motherfuckers with super saiyan managers take dives.....Not floyd.

Learn how to drugs...........Or don't, that's smarter.

Crapshot has a great heart, but a really lame brain. I just think he couldn't get it if he tried.

You had to know I was bullshitting because I'll have to be down and out to even fuck with mud again.....Taping isn't hard, but you're a foreman and you assholes never know what's going on......Do you still use fiberglass insu.....I almost think you have to being in Cali, but I've been out the game for a while so I figure it must be something better out but just as less flammatory.

I'll be there from Aug 1st to Aug 8th.......If you paying under the table, I'll come out. My sister fronting the trip I can pocket that I can sheetrock and Osha certified for jackhammer and forklift. I don't think I need the cert for jackhammer tho......I just did it a lot.

You could have only been going for funny or smart with this post but you overshot both and landed in failure

Blowing assholes for loose change, the money is much better but it doesn't come with dental which I feel like is the "gotchabitch" of the whole racket