André Toulon

Viper likes to be a part of something that no one else is, but he hates when people don't know about it.......

2 miles away huh whut......This bitch even lies on Tinder. I'd almost pity her if she weren't so hilariously desperate for attention.

Really....Do you really not know?

I'm too tired to spar with you right now......I'ma take a nap and refill my snark meter.

No, I meant it needs calamari....I didn't think that was calamari. I just said "more" because I thought that was an IB meme.....I was trying to fit in, but never again.

needs more calamari

A lot of the shit around the airport looks like a dystopian warzone......I took an exit and wound up on a street with no sign of life......No cars, no apartments, no stores....I was like "Maybe the Earth is flat and I found the edge"

Well I guess I can't argue with that logic

I just got back....I was on the road early enough that there was no traffic but I got lost coming out of the airport....I swear that fucking exit moves every time I go there......A while ago when I came out it said Lewisville and I knew exactly were I was......The next time it said 121, but that crosses over 35 so I still made it, although 12 miles out of the way........This time I fucked up and ended up on 183.......I don't even know where that goes, but it was the wrong way. I had to tuck my weenie and use the gps on my phone. I have an irresponsible disdain for GPS

She didn't smell like stale smoke and cat piss so people were willing to help. Also, lol Fox radio

Dick for women

I like ATL airport......You get to ride the train to your terminal.

I find it kinda bland.....Metallic would be an upgrade.......My biggest problem is I think they soak their crust in grease........I mean I do love me some transfat and shit, but I don't think my pizza should be bleeding through the box the second you hand it to me.

Ah 121....That sounds right......Yeah, I basically live on 35......She lives in Sherman and I think she forgets I have to ride 82 for 30 minutes just to get to anywhere near McKinney.

Dude, Pizza Hut is boiled bootyhole on a Triscuit.

I hate the airport and I hate that they have fucked 35 to hell and back so it's a shitshow to even get there......My girl says i can take 122 or some shit, but I'll have to detour though McKinney....Fuck that shit

Picking my mom up from the airport.

Aaaaaand, I just got sleepy. This drive is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

LOL, I never saw that.....It looked cheesy, even by my standards.

I remember that short.

I have no idea what you mean by do I mean the pepperoni. They premake the cheese and pepperoni pizzas and keep them in a warmer because they sell them for $5.

Due to recent circumstances beyond my control, I have decided not to incriminate myself.

LOL, you reminded me that roller games was a thing.....It just doesn't get more 80s than this