André Toulon

On the subject of bacon, I'll eat it any way it comes on my plate....No fucks. I like pancakes.

OMG

Despite the crass veneer I exhibit here, I find myself constantly entertaining door to door assholes. I keep thinking "just shut the fucking door" but next thing you know I'm inviting them in because it's hot outside. I mean I never "buy" what they're "selling" but I like wasting all of our time for some reason.

When I become President I will make coffee a narcotic and force you fiends to go buy your shit from the same spot PoochieBaby buys her glass from.

Sorry guys, this thread is about mochi now.....Find yourself a new thread.

I don't read your threads.....Except for the ones pertaining to your house. SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!

I can get it for 17k cash, 77k miles (kinda wary because my lac had 170k when I bought it and it was 20 years old)....Only problem, it was an Enterprise car. I'm not sure how I should approach this outside of blue book, but how would I find out how many people drove it. Rogue_Alphonse[/member] what say you

Typical IBer....Just wanted to say butt

Nah, just an old tear down that's been in the family for 3-4 generations. WINNING!

*posts gas station sushi

Just because you can't afford it doesn't mean it sucks

I got 12 black angus ribeyes in my deep freezer for the weekend....You don't want to see me outside, chump.

I'm good This pic is actually old but I just left there and this is what I got today and always....It's my shit when I'm in Dallas

I converted it to mp4 and saved it this morning.....It's my video now

LOL, you poor

Cool....How has that worked out in the last 40 something years?

stfuforever

Hmmmm, it would seem you would have a point if everyone else didn't already see the flaw in your rhetoric. I mean you CHOSE to be a good janitor for 40 years and not upset anyone, but when you have an actual talent and not a commonplace labor mentality, you can afford to take a risk. Remember, Kenny.....You can never do anything but clean up and accept your pathetic lot. You are not a talented athlete so your sad vision of maintaining employment doesn't apply to anyone else's life except other meager laborers.

I think I may actually hate coffee drinkers more than the cigarette smokers these days. Always holding up lines for paltry cups of hot liquid you can make at home....Making absurd orders so your shit water doesn't taste like shit, not getting any work done because "I cant do shit until this coffee maker finishes my shitwater". If you're not driving a truck cross country, you don't need coffee.

Dude, we ain't eating for DAYS

Sounds suspect....I'm on my way. I'll bring my own blow in good faith but the rest is on you

This thread is the best part about waking up. Glad I got up before someone cries and gets it taken down.