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André Toulon

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  1. Currently being Catfished on PSN......It's fun fucking up the bot algorithm
  2. Packard, fapping to shota for 3 days and pretending he went somewhere
  3. BUTT ACCELERATION!
  4. .........Something isn't right here.....There is a piece missing. Even when I worked as Easy Tech at Staples and all they had was Aflac, none of my specialist visits were over $60
  5. Oh, I've heard of that place......Is it like a FL thing because I've never seen one but I remember seeing the menus at the hotel when we went to visit my sister when she was stationed down there.
  6. Ominous
  7. No Packard, no moving the goalposts.....This isn't about the ubiquity of vending machines vs water fountains......You asked if we remember them as if they no longer exist when they are literally everywhere. Sure your Casino has several.
  8. Go natural....There are a certain fungus you can find in cow pastures that I hear can work wonders for your mental state.
  9. You really like Mexican food.....I used to eat it like that as well but eventually it just wasn't that great anymore. Except for the lunch truck burritos. That's a game changer.
  10. The future sucks, most of the wold is on fire, Women have been extinct for 50 years and now I can't even beat off. I'll just die in my own timeline, thx. Buuuuuut, there also that off chance that I pull a Futurama and my accounts have accrued to ridiculous amounts.....Might be worth an arm or so.
  11. Cold and as black as my heart....So yeah, Stouts
  12. Well not with all the shit you added to the hypothetical. If I get to revive and be intact, hell yeah.....But all that other shit is fucked
  13. See, I really hate to see new people beating up on fuggz. She's MY rag doll and I let a few babblers play with her too but I can't even comment on this in derision anymore.....I want to throw a blanket over her and rush her to the getaway car like Whitney in the Bodyguard. ...........Then dope her up and leave her in the bathtub like Whitney in real life Goddammit, it's doesn't even feel right anymore.
  14. There are no water fountains Smart peole pay bills they haven't gotten yet Panara Bread has a sandwich with 1 slice of turkey People with dreads are all criminals, but a rattail really sells the illusion of professionalism Cigarettes/smokers have no odor Your 1978 radio performs better than anything recently released. This....This is the completely retarded world that you've created in which I am a less desired employee than the guy that takes out the trash. If you drop dead right now, they will replace you in 15 minutes with an obese woman named Lupe.
  15. Call it what you want to, I can still fit your apartment in my garage.
  16. Drown in melted butter
  17. Duh, dumbass
  18. You know where I live. Remember that time the guy that isn't you got a phone call from me and he then deleted all his FB pics and used the number I called from to make a local restaurant in my town his FB banner pic in an attempt at retaliation.
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