André Toulon

He coaches 10 and up....I coach 7-8.

I hope she shows....She didn't make the last two practices, but her dad and brother were there practicing on the other side of the field with his team.

Public restroom...No rules apply

I hope it rains....I wanna sleep all day, but we got a game at 3

I agree

I think the funniest thing about him was how he looked like an obese lesbian.

Don't like microwaved potatoes......Doesn't matter....Went with cheezits instead of noodles

This is what happens when you put off eating all day and at this point your stomach is calling the shots, not your brain.

Goddammit

Down the river, not across the field

You win......I can leave peacefully now

Too deep for me.....I worked my graveyard job and slept on the couch in the lobby.......I dreamed about people coming in and catching me asleep. I have that dream a lot at work and it's become impossible to tell if I was dreaming, or did I just tell someone to fuck off because I was asleep. No matter, they refuse to let me go (trust me, I've been trying >).......I mean the guy that works the other 5 days is a child support lawyer who got caught looking at gay porn on camera.......No fucks are given because only someone like us who needs a second job will show up for that shit.

Nah, I really did get bored with it because I was like "let's mix it up a bit" but I really don't know much about the "IB" or "Toonami" users so this was going to be over by round 10 when I ran out of babblers, and about 50% of those would have been flames, so meh.....It sounded better in my head, but in retrospect was just a mistake.

I remember reading something a while back that female hyenas have dicks and they fuck the males to display dominance. I'm not a big fan of hyenas so I may be getting some of this wrong.

Round 3.......I'm already bored with this game and regret inviting you all to come here....Who am I

Exemplary, Ok, round 2.......I like to say things like Antifa f*ggot, and Snackbars. I really like when mommy buys me Taco Bell.

Thank you.....I was waiting for someone to make this post because I had no interest in correcting her.....Shit's old. Nab told me about it back when we were still on Node.

The rules are simple.....Really obvious. Let's begin with an easy one. I only have 1 ramen noodle......Who am I?

They won't do it because she's a beeyotch

Likes mean you like what they said.....Karma is likes for the user

Hoot Kloot

This sounds like the 10 year old in my daughter's class trying to convince people she was possessed before.

Is this one of your raps or are you drunk and trying to tell me about your day

Soooo....Was he trolling him, because it takes a real idiot not to cognitively evalua........Nevermind, Steve-O

No one did......I've told this exact story hundreds of times.......What I didn't do was claim I was taking 3 times my prescribed dosage because FB was too much for me to handle.