André Toulon

Uhhhhhh, That filthy, cum drenched, overused thing has to stay outside. Waifu can come in though.

I actually woke up from a bender and made a Boca burger......Then immediately fried a porkchop.

BYOB and someone make baked beans.

fair enough

*complains about greasy southern food. *sustains himself on Waffle House assbrowns.

BTW I'm high as an eagle fart Thanks

I haven't drunkposted in a while, but my typing skills suffer more when I'm high because lazy.

MD 20/20?

Legit scowling and shivering with rage. But no, I don't phone in the tub......I do smoke out in the tub tho. One of my fav end day activities.

Well that comes with being a woman. You have the luxury of picking and choosing. I do like to check my Tinder, OKC, and PoF just to see if anyone ran across me and sent a message, and I'll usually find 2-3 but you can usually tell the chick is crazy. Sadly, messaging men first reeks of desperation, and when your profile says "seeking marriage" it's an automatic NOPE. I figure that's the type of thing you bring up later......Not even why seeking marriage is an option.

I mean sick leave for a sore throat. I wouldn't even waste a sick day on a sore throat. Get some alkaseltzer and halls, go to work, then pound some nyquil when you get home.

I really don't think I need another Samus game in m y life......I really only ever find joy when fighting Ridley. I liove Ridley. But I'm not all that wowed over it. I would say I'll get it when it goes down in price but Nintendo games hardly ever go down in price. Pokemon X/Y still retails new at $34....I'm like "WHY".

LOL, this can't be for real

Red Ryder or GTFO pls

Firetruck.......And a BB gun.

I'm in fucking tears over here.....WTF was this shit. Look man, I just like lettuce.......This shit made me want to just turn my electricity off.

Sup Bucko.....Not even sure what you mean by this post but Senpai does indeed notice you.

Thank you for getting it Stilgar.

Perhaps I wasn't clear. I'm stoned so this sounded better in m head when I posted it. I don't still have loading issues, I can get on 99.9 pecent of the time....I would say 100% but I know how much the universe hates me......When I say "is it any better"?, I am asking now that we don't have to wait to talk to each other, is it really any better? None of us have become smarter or friendlier from being here. I'm as deep as a condom.......Gonna smoke some more.

And now it loads most of the time but still isn't really any better. And I'm not saying I don't like posting here.....But seriously......Is it really any BETTER?

Bottom line, IB runs this shit and they have made just about every IBer who wants to do it a mod. Not saying ALL the mods suck but there is a pathetic veneer of obvious nepotism that is reflected by the moderation practices. See, back on lithium, everyone thought they could do a better job than the people who had those powers......And now they all have those powers. You see how that is turning out. To complete my post, yeah....We don't need them. Any of them. Even the ones I like. They are all useless but desire to seem relevant.

OMGOMGOMG.........YES

I eat a lot of meat....More than is particularly healthy, but I'll put lettuce on anything. It has no discernible flavor, yet it makes everything so much better. That crunch.....Your food needs that. I also love cucumber but it definitely has a distinct taste so it's not good with everything. What are other good texture foods.....I must have them

I just can't ever feel online "dating" and I've tried it many times. Even Tinder turns me off because it the internet.......PEOPLE LIE A LOT. And when you do find one that's not lying, she batshit bonkers. I'm far more comfortable face to face in initial interactions. I hate passive disappointment but still having to follow through after finally meeting someone you've chatted with online.