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André Toulon

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  1. That's because you're an idoit. This is quite....nay, quiet common.
  2. You wound me deeply, but while she is adopted, she's my first cousin, she's still blood.....Just half Korean. See you in the pew
  3. Working out, paintball and Jesus.
  4. NAMEKIANS DON'T HAVE SEX ORGANS.
  5. Actually, shes dated a variety of dudes.....A few scrawny, pasty ones
  6. Dude, I literally just told you what she does.
  7. Lobster?
  8. They skinned each other
  9. She'll beat yo ass.
  10. That's what I was thinking....I was like there is no way that was in the script.
  11. My sister is military, ex cage fighter and now body builder. She choked one of her boyfriends out at Thanksgiving about 10 years ago.....She was just playing. JUST FUCKING PLAYING!!!!! She's only 4'11 but don't let that shit fool you.
  12. These apparently don't have the wave motion like the older ones. I've never tried one but I saw a similar one advertised at the store I bought the kid's bunkbeds at a few years ago. https://www.waterbedoutlet.com/strata-g700-waterbed-mattress-bundle-p/bundle-1g7.htm?1=1&CartID=0
  13. Again, you're completely missing the point because your thread was not about how filthy they were, even though you mentioned that.....I was about how they aren't around, when indeed they are. Along with waterbeds.
  14. Would be nice to know when some new asshat gets unrequired power
  15. So you're out in the world, but just too dumb to see the waterbeds, fountains, and smell the cigarette smoke......Cool, I got it.
  16. Lots of people and they have changed many times since the 70s. Just because you're a shutin that doesn't get to see shit doesn't mean those things don't exist. and FYI, bellbottoms came back like a decade ago, also in an evolved form.
  17. Already lighting this shit up.....Say 2 or 3.....Still thawing some shit
  18. Our Aldi just reopened after a long ass remodel. I keep wanting to go in, but it's in a weird spot that's not accessible from the main road, and it's a pain in the ass to get to when Albertsons is like right there.
  19. Uhhhhhh, That filthy, cum drenched, overused thing has to stay outside. Waifu can come in though.
  20. I actually woke up from a bender and made a Boca burger......Then immediately fried a porkchop.
  21. BYOB and someone make baked beans.
  22. *complains about greasy southern food. *sustains himself on Waffle House assbrowns.
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