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André Toulon

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  1. It's like a $15 payout....Or is this a 1on1 bet.
  2. Place a $1 bet on Floydcon ending in a double knockout.......You'll have a chance at like $999,999,999.
  3. Man, those odds are so tempting.....It's pretty undeniable who the favorite to win is, but the odds seem to have 97% of the bets flooding to McCheese to win because of the nice +500 odds......It was much higherso I know some major bet junkies got in early when the odds were +1000 for the base fight. Floyd come in at a -350 or so payoff so you are wasting you money unless you are betting in the thousands/tens of thousands. but the outside +3600 payout (last I checked) for a draw would be an excellent payoff for even the lamest of $50 bets. The enticing part comes in for some of the most ridiculous reasons for me.....Thinking that Floyd may actually throw this fight and piss off the world. Granted, Money has too big of an ego to take a dive, but seriously....What if.......I mean you are literally throwing money away not dropping at least a stack on Conor. I'm rooting for Floyd but I might drop a ho bet on Conor for like $300 so if I lose I won't miss it......But damn I'd be pissed I didn't drop a stack. I wish I had a stack to drop that wouldn't hurt.
  4. Well, yes and no.......I mean it applies to men that I interact with as well, and rarely have I been frienzoned by a woman I pursue....But women that I'm just being nice to will still try to interact with me more and more and I wind up regretting engaging to begin with because I honestly don't like people despite people liking me.
  5. I'm simply charismatic......I can do both because I'm genuinely a nice guy, but I know how to pull off crass and uncouth in such a way that it comes off as playful and not creepy. Both a gift and a curse really because that has earned me the title comfort negro Anyway, I saw this on a friend's wall and I was just like "boy, feminism is trying real hard to stay relevant".
  6. Well now you'll have plenty of time to go get that SNES classic.
  7. Hey Rogue.....Can you change my name to André Toulon
  8. Let's see.....If you needed a medical procedure, could you even afford it?
  9. I dunno....The last post I saw before I got busy was my reply to you.....There was about a whole page of activity after that.....I just know because I can still see the thread in DF
  10. I'm sure this is firmly based in delusion
  11. Ended with Dane pouring the coals to Mochi and Sandstone then rogue going rogue on Mochi....Kinda fun, but not really worth the price of admission.
  12. The only people constanly making threads about being miserable for attention is you and Pheeweez.......I actually want Phillies to man up....You, on the other hand, I want you to live a long life being the useless stereotype that you are
  13. Are you waiting for someone to come out and hold your hand....Make you go to work, save money, acquire a place to call your own.....Dress you in the morning. Well that's your mom's job but she has every right to have retired from that 12 years ago........You're on your own, champ......Hope you hit that magical jackpot where your lifetime of excuses pay off in your millions of dollars inheritance....That'll show me.
  14. You're right.....We are all no better or no worse......But there is a difference. While some of you choose to wallow and make excuses for your perpetual unhappiness, others find happiness within their grasp. Bipolar is no excuse your for parasitic lifestyle......Biolar people have jobs, businesses, assets, families......If anything you would have these same feelings coupled with times of productivity, energy, ambition.......But no......You are constantly looking for validation that this is all you're worth and the rest of us should just give up like you have. Suck alone....Or with fuggz.....The both of you really deserve each other.
  15. It was this old porno that my friend found in his house when we were like 14 or so.......Your typical pornstached pcp addick and a homely brunette with a huge bush were discussing how he's always gone to work and never home to bed her (as the story prgressed, of course he was fucking his secretary, but I digress).......So he lays the 4 in pipe on her in a rough way and the whole time he looks like he's humping a bag of lye.......I mean he face was just.......Awful. That was all just a taste of things to "cum".......He grabs her head and says in the pussiest way possible "This will humble you" and I just bust out laughing every time......Then it cuts to like a full minute of him going "Uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh" in clearly staged scenes......I wish I still had it, or at least knew the name
  16. I hide the fact that I hang out here from everyone......Even on the rare chance someone mentions AS, I don't dare bring up that I visit any forums affiliated with it.
  17. Dude is a pro, that backswing was critical
  18. Go sit in the corner
  19. You have nothing going on
  20. You fell before and texted me "timbeeeeeeeeer" I thought you would remember....You ain't shit.
  21. Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
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