André Toulon

The stupider her gets, the more convinced I am

You got one hell of a mouth on you, boy.......I'ma go find your keeper and get some actright outta you.

Probably because you only know what he wants you to know about him.

This is absurd. I know what I "need" to know about my co-workers......These aren't friends and I don't want anyone from work involved in my personal life. We make small talk, have lunch together, and we have each other's numbers if something is work related but not a single one of them better call me a 2 am to chitchat like they are my homies. The fact that you "allegedly" have married your work and personal lives is infinitely sad.

Quiet boy, and shine my shoes.

No packard, that's not how this works. I still get called young man by older colleagues, and I have a bunch of grey ass hair. I'm just glad someone acknowledges I'm not even 40. I guess holding a mop and being called young man could seem condescending though. Personally, I'd just call you "boy"

LOL......All of this.

Nah.

Standing creepily next to people that don't know you while donning something this pathetic as a costume is not what hanging out in groups is.

Jesus Fucking Christ, what is wrong with you......That avatar is a scream for help. That's like the Buffalo Bill starter kit. I hope the woman in the pic has passed on before you show up to her home like this.

Psh......I have like 30 pairs of shoes. I had 44 last time I counted, but I sent a bunch to Houston.

Satan doesn't do anything.....He's made up

I'm on December 15th.....I think we are like a week or so apart. I don't wanna say if you're after or before just in case you don't wanna tell.

I wonder if that dude killed his dad yet

I still have that pic of tic from node

I wish they would.....I just stopped pretending to care. I think I'll go take my birthday off.

Or you can just use the speaker in the first place.....Which still would probably fuck it up because drunk people sound retarded. Trust me, I've listened to my messages on other people's phones.

Buncha hopheads, the lot of them

Just so you remember, if this results in you carrying your ass in your hands for the millionth time, you came fucking with me.

I'm kinda confused by the idea that they are overrated.....It's just a confection. I haven't seen the cupcake fanboys on a crusade to prove their superiority. That said, churros are very underrated.....There should be a churro stand in every store.

Soooo....What are we doing, discussing catnip now?

I can empathize with all of this I lost my car for like 2 days because I was shitfaced and couldn't remember what happened to it......Turns out, I had got kicked out of a club and my homeboy got his brother to drive me home. I honestly don't remember him, or the club that I apparently drove to when I found out another person bought the bar. Never even thought to call him because I knew I was alone that evening.....Just didn't know how I got home and still had car keys. I called people that I remember seeing that night, but none of them saw me before I drunkenly drove to the club to drink free shots and pitchers. The owner finally contacted me a couple days later. I hate to think about the things heard coming out of my room before......I really wish I hadn't done it in retrospect, but it's weird that I'm more ashamed of all the girls I bedded while my mom was in the living room yet I have no feeling one way or the other of all the weed smoke that used to billow out of my room, or copius amount of lines I used to keep on my mirror. I moved back home for a brief stint when I was 21, but it was short lived because my homegirl wanted me to live with her because she didn't want to live alone. She was a butch lesbian, but a total scaredy cat.

Hold the fuck up....Phil Collins is still alive? There is some Mandela effect shit going on here