André Toulon

Gotta save up for them new dental prosthetics

I really thought this was gonna be about this

2 hours until nap time

You're a 60 year old man living like a teenager.

I have no idea how you live like this. Seriously, invest in an lb. and you can rest easy.

AV does that. We went to Denny's at 2am a while ago and I got a burger with a runny fried egg on it. She said that was gross. I didn't eat it all and took it home.....Got up around 9 thinking I was gonna smash the rest of it. She had got up sometime between then and ate it.....I was pissed. She thought it was funny but she just doesn't know that she could have died that morning.

I did mention I was stoned, so clearly you lost me somewhere in the secont line.

Which item is the side dish? Like if you say you're having steak for dinner, your potato or rice or pasta or whatever is you side dish, right? So in breakfast terms, is bacon or whatever your entree and eggs the side.......Or since eggs generally are stylistically different depending on the person, is THAT the entree with your choice of meat the side? Cooking breakfast stoned.

I do this on purpose. I get one out the freezer before I head to work. By the time I get there I have a delicious slushie

STONEYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I still have one.....I sometimes wonder if I can still get it connected. then I realize I hate talking to people.

BBQ Lays Mrs. Bairds chocolate donuts Gardettos....Original or rye chips

Hell, I can't even get anyone to donate to the kids on my football team......No way in hell I'd wait for anyone to give me bill money

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I......I can't. Someone else do this.

You want to be on your knees, face first in a barely dressed dude's crotch? You can't seriously mean this.

Nah, there's more....Just don't feel like reading your threads again. Dance

Sure you weren't Also.....Desperate for attention? http://unevenedge.com/free-for-all/black-men-usually-arent-worth-the-headache/msg248751/#msg248751 Never forget. http://unevenedge.com/free-for-all/my-threads-today-were-just-meant-to-piss-buddy-off-lol/msg249031/#msg249031

This is why you shouldn't be a bitch, kids.......She definitely got that bonus applause

Only Apple employees have them that I'm aware of, but I'm sure there's a way to get one if they have access to them. Dude at Stonebriar was flossing with his......Me, IDGAF.

So the loud ass scream won't give you away....Or is that the joke?

LOL, how about them touch screens. Can't wait until they make those

No, these stories are from the holes in your brain that you've posted for all to see