André Toulon

let party FIRST!

@Kitsunekit I know this won't work, but I really want it to.

Does having a really weird attraction to your avatar make me a furry

Me too.

As much as you tumblr, I have no idea how this was thread worthy.

Split top Russian rye, grilled pastrami, onions, bell peppers and mushrooms, dijon, provalone.......

I always try to check my pockets......If I have a $3400 bill, I'm about to wreck some shit.

But see, I totally would have nailed that takedown!!

I've been seeing Christmas ads for a few weeks now. Possibly longer but I'm usually not paying attention.

Both of my kids were sick, so I snaked them some stuff from a few local businesses, but once they feel better, we gonna go hammah

You too if that's the case.....You stole Scrapyard's schtick, only it's not cute when you do it

Fuck what you talkin' bout...I'm shaving....Fuck that beard bullshit.

We used to party and shit, but I don't have the free time, and I think he's running a brothel......I still go over to play madden and live but there are 3 girls living there now with babies, and he's been known to pick up strays.

LOL, this.....This is the best you've got.

I'm going to give you some time to think about this.....I mean is this really the old mare you wanna hitch your wagon to. I mean you're already riding Packards alleged dick, now your next play is the fuggz card? Bold move, lets see how this works out.

He has tardo in his name. Being ostracized for being gay would be the least of his worries

Sorry bro, but you'll catch another fly.

Where's the lady friend....You seemed happier when she was around

This is really all my fault. If we move again, I'll make sure I don't tell him where we went.

Hey, sweetie, how you been? Bored I assume since you decided to come visit?

Brewing some now......And gonna "drink" a jar of applesauce.

I should have gotten soup earlier, but instead I just kept doping myself up and going back to bed......Now I have no soup, no juice, just a lot of tea.....I hate tea.