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André Toulon

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  1. That's not very good at all.....Looks like he doodled that while waiting for a friend without purchasing anything in a Starbucks.
  2. I was going to make a joke, but I don't really want to formulate one that makes me work around14 year old chicks and dongs.
  3. My friend's list had an STD.....I had everything from porn stars to prison inmates.....I think I knew maybe 20 of my friends in real life and the other 400 were just people who had shit on their wall I liked.
  4. To be fair, since you can't seem to make a post without shitting an insult into it.....Benji KNEW fuggz twat would get him in trouble....He was trolling and knew full well he was touching the stove with that shit.....There is no need to question his intelligence......You keep purposely missing the point of this particular thread. Which is Sponge's anus....What legal ramification are you facing because of that? Oops, I asked a question....I sure hope he's in a good mood when he reads this.
  5. You fucked that meme all the way up....It's cheezburger, if you're going to discover memes in their grave, at least get them right
  6. @Adminderaptorpat can I just be Buddyroe360 for a while....Even revisited my original avatar.
  7. They are the best kind.....Our last swollen embarrassment thought people actually liked her and never realized most people were taking pot shots.
  8. You're cool but there is no way I'd pass up a chance to troll Amy Schumer in a venue where she couldn't delete the evidence.
  9. I'm a gambling elevator farter.....I let fly in the elevator and hope I get to my destination before other people try to get on.....If I don't make it, I either live with my shame or just get off on the floor it stops on and use the stairs....Leaving the unwitting new passengers to bask in the glow alone.
  10. Oh yeah, I forgot we used to give her attention.....Maybe someone can pt the link to this on her twitter and get her to come here.....Not like she's that busy anymore.......I think a hypocritical fat shaming white chick that brags about her ability to draw drunken dicks would be a nice change.
  11. You being an idiot is far from false. Now go soak your teeth, I'm going to go play video games with an 8 year old with a higher education level than your's
  12. Thats because you're an idiot
  13. Good, so you see the idiotic flaw in your first reply to me. Good for you.
  14. My desensitization is so tremendous that I actually fap to your threads now. This is what it takes for me to bust.
  15. At least you're actually trying again. 7/10
  16. Learn to read. I never assumed you went to the con.
  17. It'll just be of his purple girlfriend holding his pin in a mall.
  18. Silence is the loudest shit there is
  19. This happened just the other night....Not really what I'd call a nightmare, but definitely not pleasant. I went to sleep watching Seinfeld.....It was the episode where George didn't want anyone to know his ATM passcode. On the show, it ends with a guy in a fire screaming "GIVE ME YOUR CODE" because for some reason he needed george's card to open the atm he was trapped in...It's stupid. Anyway, my brain didn't end the episode there when the show did....Instead, it created an extended version where George never gave him the code and the dude burned alive. I always sleep with my TV on and It usually some sitcom, or animated series that's not too....explosive?...I guess....Something like Shin Chan or Sponge Bob.....Still, it manifests in weird ways.
  20. Cool, cool....I'm sure it was just like the secret club episode of Seinfeld.
  21. OH SHIT SON
  22. *facepalm*
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