André Toulon

That sounds fucking awesome....Share the recipe in the food folder, I need this.

So today's the day...Get money

Why did they let her back in

LOL.....I'm on multiple drugs....This from the kpin gobbler. I'm perfectly happy....I just don't feel like I need to itemize it for people online like she does as if we will all be in awe of her entry level job and 20 year crush on some dude who contacts her via email.....But here we go, do it for the vine. Both of my kids finished their school years at the top of their class and are currently taking MMA classes....It was just buddy at first but my daughter decided she wanted to join after observing one class. I'm my team leader now....This has taken some time, but I basically run shit and I do minimal grunt work.....I haven't been in a wiring closet or electrical room all month. I just woke up next to my lady friend and she's been up playing Uncharted 4 naked since like 4am......We have the same sense of humor but I don't like that she's a DBZ fangirl....We get into stupid argument about what's canon....It's hilarious. But seriously, I honestly never expected to run into someone that shares my interests. My kid's mother finally got her own place and even though I thought she was going to be a problem while she was here....She completely stayed in her lane.....I was amazed. I got a Dr.s appointment at 3 today......I'm going to see my ENT and I will be finding out if I'm going to have this sinus surgery......I have great insurance so I don't have to worry if my Obamacare won't pay for it like an AFLAC hustling chud. I've got some KILLER ass weed and my primary care doctor "may" know someone in Kansas that will get me a Medical Mary scrip for my sarcoidosis.....Which is in remission but hey, gift horses and shit. We're going to Six Flags next weekend.....My kids got free summer passes for reaching their reading AR goals for the entire year, and next month we're heading out to Vegas......I do enjoy checking FB pages to see people cry, but sometimes work is boring and it's a time killer. So there you go....A bunch of shit no one cares about but obviously needed to be said to prove that my life is awesome and you're all stupid, boring virgins.

Well, in my defense, I was day drinking

I'm convinced when people are concerned about their ancient posts counts, there just in on some inside joke from before I joined becase there is no way people actually find that important.

I don't even think it was dark when I went to bed last night.....I was contemplating going to Denny's, ordering coffe and forcing strangers into nonsensical conversations

This has gone well

Nope, I'd wager attention seeking demoted pantloads.

I'm going to pretend this is a real thread and say that I have a few vegan friends/family, and we get along fine until it's time to order food......I find it insufferable and I can't/won't go out to eat with them because I figure they will get the whole table's food fucked over by being the "don't use utensils used on meat to cook my food" shit. There a many restaurants that offer vegan cuisine and I assume they are equipped to handle such a request, but don't pull this shit at a steak house. Just order a salad and be done with it......Don't order the brisket and rice, without the brisket and then try to demand NO meat be in it. Also, don't be a guest at someone's house and do this either.....Because in that setting, no fucks are given and you can cook your own fucking food, ya bitch.

I have no idea why I was dreaming about getting my nuts waxed, and why it was so real, but now I guess I'm done sleeping for the night.

It's him....He fucked up his account a while back and made the alt ghostrek2, and we forced him to make a video before we took him seriously and Pat helped him reset his password on this account. The problem is, he's trying too hard to be the innocent, oblivious retard we've come to love/want to beat with shoes.

What happened to all the desk flare....Shit looks nude now @Clu

One shots spelling mannequin......Fucks up spelling "them" religiously......I hate this fucking character

Viper on dat UEMB

Oh, this is Viper...He's the only person who keeps asking if I'm fat. I can bench your prepubescent female body without breaking a sweat.

It's 15 bucks.....I'd pay that to stay home

People like swamp ass for some reason

This was part of my baby mama's halloween outfit in like 2011 or something and I was home alone and bored.

WTF do I care.....Not like she after my money....I just think she's hot.

That's actually one of the things I like...I mean this is my current lady friend....It works on some girls

Fine Amber rose

" Nordic dish consisting of raw salmon, cured in salt, sugar, and dill." No thanks, I'll just have the fried skunk anus on wheat, pls

My thought exactly....Except I'm pretty sure he taller than Stallone Edit: nope you're right....Why does he look so short to me