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André Toulon

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  1. This....THIS is your "gotcha bitch" moment.....The fact that you've managed to keep something alive for a year? While it is indeed an accomplishment, my kid's turtle lived for around 2 weeks in their mother's house with no one feeding it, in OK heat, or changing it's water because no one knew her ass was gone. This one can swim so it's gonna be a tough kill for you. Congratulations.
  2. Well, I guess I have to hold your hand so your insults will at least make sense. There are no holes in my sinuses, they are swollen This isn't a new issue, it's the same isue that had that Indian quack sending breathing machines to my house to treat sleep apnea and him to promote his line of vegan cuisine which I found out he sold before telling him to fuck himself. With my now competent doctor, they are treating my poor sleep breathing at the true source and not for some fictional sleep apnea that I'll bet your fat ass actually has and would know about if you would stop using your Obamacare to try and get Xans.....Now that you've been all caught up, do try to use what little brain power you aren't using at your totally tough job and come at me with some fire next time.
  3. The turtle or her daughter
  4. Your pores are the size of an anus and the surface area resembles the moon.
  5. It's 1998.....No one had cell phones at school dumbass.
  6. Get your shit together, Summer
  7. I feel like this is code for some sort of illegal activity
  8. What is this "sad" you speak of.....I only deal with happy and fuck y'all.
  9. You can't work overtime that you may or may not want if you're dead.
  10. More importantly is how does a guy who claims to be 32 look like he was there when Packard dropped out of Jr. high
  11. I just hate I missed the opportunity to ask if Boo was his girlfriend and then say that visa bullshit was a lie.
  12. If that's the case, she wasn't your girlfriend.....It's cool tho, now you can smash so new chicks.
  13. It's all good....I still got that huge crack in my windshield where my head hit it....
  14. I got weed from fucking krypton, and no one can smell it in your pocket just strolling by unless you just smoked it, you're just paranoid....You car is an enclosed space (cept for that busted window that I doubt you fixed) so yeah, it'll definitely will aromatize your car.
  15. Are you a puppy.....how did you smell something in a baggie that wasn't closer than a few feet to your nose. This is Narc talk. I gonna have the internet meme you up.....Herb Hound Heather.
  16. You gobble those dicks.....Don't let them try to censor your art.
  17. Chill, gator.....We're talking on incident....not purpose. Which does bring up a point.....Would you eat a human if given the chance.....Not like you're stranded and it's you or them.....Like if someone offered you human in a restaurant or some shit, would you grub.
  18. Well, you don't exactly order cum or buy it at a store....Or can you? *google.
  19. it was weave but it was still purple you lump
  20. You posted it here....or on whatever site we were on at the time....It was some super bowl party. You need to tell your other personalities to stay off your account if you can't remember shit.
  21. I just asked why don't you get some assistance....I actually don't care that you eat trash, but I am inquisitive.
  22. There's no outrage, just confusion. You ever think there may be a reason those slices were left and discarded......Or is the thought process literally "It's refuse so it's free...WINNING!"
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