André Toulon

That's not going to make a very good plumbus

Well, now that I think about it....I do kinda want to go see Disco one day.

Nah, I get it.....I tried to be the guy that got close to internet people but it's not for me....I don't even like the people I know in real life, I have 0 real intention on ever making any real connections....Except TotallyRad, she's pretty cool but we just happen to live in the same town.....I not making any real effort otherwise unless I just happen to be in your area. Then I'll be happy to get whoever drunk.

I deleted all the social media I have except the FB account you're on.....The internet is poison and it took me almost 20 years to figure that out. I don't think you're scared of animal and shit.....I live in a pretty populated area....I drove until I saw woods and just walked.....Will I get maimed by a bobcat....Maybe, but it was so much more satisfying than looking at other people's retarded statuses. I'm here now because, ya know, I can't just walk off into the woods atm but I forgot how good shit was before I was in a void of useless stimulus.

What about black dick

Someone please take tagging from this motherfucker

Jesus Christ this took forever to find

I actually like the in between show with the animals more....God, why can't I remember the name, I had all their comics too just like garfield......Anyway, I loved roys insult song to orson....If it played right now I'd bet I'd remember every lyric one it got started. The only part I remember now is "You're faaaaaaaaaaaaat, you're piiiiiiiiiiiink, and worst of all YOU STIIIIIIINK" god that cracked me up as a kid and later as a 17 year old pothead. In fact, I'm gonna go look for it now

Wow, you went full dyslexia with this one....."was" just has too few letters to fuck up correctly I guess. I mean you could have added an h and spelled it whas....At least then it wouldn't be so obvious.

LOL, she edited it

You're a moron

A 30 dollar upgrade....Splurged on the ol' trip I see.

Bitch please

Is there where you ordered the body pillow with the little boy's face in your avatar

ITT, slob vies for attention

Nah, it's a Chinese hair store hat.....I don't even think it had tags on the inside. Like I would be surprised if there weren't little Asian kids in the back making them.

I've seen too many people in real life sporting their mustache like this and I am extremely bothered by that.

Drunk

ITT, old man caught talking to his shoes

This weird combination of relief and contempt.....I hate trying to talk to a mutual middle ground, finally get to one and remember some shit I should have said later so now it's no longer middle ground.

I thought this said bearded gecko and was like he must mean bearded dragon, then I clicked the threead only to find out to my dismay that I can't read

You have to read sponges shit before you can post it....If you post any of your incomprehensible bullshit without reviewing the spongefics, I will have it removed.

She was in 2nd grade.....A criteria is literally showing up

I always find these threads the hardest to troll....Like when she wants to pat herself on the back for her child's accomplishment, it's more sad than anything else. Like she will leech off anything. I can see her in 20 years while her emotionally handicapped daughter toils at a local call center. "Madison, you know the only reason you have this "great" job is because I bought you My Baby Can Read when you were an infant. Pay mommy's phone bill"