André Toulon

Taint Chafe Yeah...That's my band

STFU...You'll be here bitching about how "Birtday dindt turn out wheel"

It's funny....I asked him this same thing in DF a while ago

I normally don't watch movies because I have a short attention span, but today I just cut myself off from the world and decided to smoke myself stupid so I have no desire to get up. It's not something I would choose to watch on my own....I made a copy for someone else and they were all "You gotta see it".....I never really intended to but here I am.

I've been watching movies/series all day and blowing pot.....Just finished Kung fu Hustle, and Watching Den of Thieves because it's on my SD card but I never watched it. If I'm still up after this, might watch some odd Hulu pick

I guess for you younger cats it seem weird and gross but before the internet, there was a game called show me your and I'll show you mine you played with the girl in the neighborhood.....Children have no inhibitions about these things but eventually the girls learn decorum...I guess from that maturing early thing. Boys, seeing as how the girls we used to innocently play with or beat up suddenly make it stiff we assume...."Ha, check this shit out now" and and this is where you find out where you stand on the penis hierarchy....Forever shunned or rumored about.....Usually this is created in middle school. By high school, we have come up with no new ideas so we just modify the one we had.....Instead of showing it to you, we would wear basket ball shorts and sweat pants....The cowboy kids just wore reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally tight jeans. NOW it's like I'm not showing it to you....If you see it, it's because you're looking.....And that's how teenage pregnancy happens in the South......... Wait, what was the question?

Nooooo, not Dick Dale!!!!! Just kidding....No idea who he was... I actually though that said the Def Tones at first and thought maybe....But nope...It doesn't say that.

How long do you think it'll take me not to ca...........Oops, done.

Bumpers.

You've never done LSD or shrooms.

I got a bunch of friends from back home on the Derrick FB, but I only remember about 25% of them.

You got labeled a long time ago to be that guy that fucks with people behind the screen.....The fact is you almost never contribute anything and stay in character is what makes people angry. So once that ball gets rolling you're all kinds of pedos and Elliots and shit people most likely don't even believe but have bought the idea of and refuse to abandon it.....But I guess you haven't abandoned the character so it's just the same song and dance But this seems to be this hill you've chosen so no reason for me to talk you out of it.

I stopped telling people HBD on their FB walls because I hate when my birthday rolls around, and you get to tell like the first 10 or so people thank you, but you log off and come back, then you have 200 notifications and you're not going to look at all of the (well, I'm not) and if someone made a really thought out post, you'll just never know. So you jerks are the only people online that get HBDs from me.

Wut? that doesn't even sound good....*googles* So...It's rice? No thanks, but Pho sounds go....I think that'll work. What kinda pizza you getting.

Not getting drunk, I just puked up my 3 day bender in the parking lot.....Finally, now I can eat.

Definitely can't stomach pizza today.....Trying to figure out what my tummy can tolerate.

I could swear I got a notification for your birthday a few days ago though.

OK produces almost 50% of the NFL.....These mothfuckers are big.

Haven't seen him since we played APEX like 4 days ago.

6 Tall for Louisiana, short for Oklahoma

It didn't matter earlier, but it seems like I can't post there.....Not that I need to....Just wondering.

I've never had Spotify because I pirate most of my music......And I have Hulu but some chick pays for it.