André Toulon

I made up the name fuggz....She went by fugglesss

First we gotta get you to shave the beard.....The top hat will be easy

Fatty to Batty

smh

You should really try this pinkish sprite I have

That little asian kid....That sounds about right

Pillars shaking makes me think of An Indiana Jones movies, but I don't remember any trucks being stolen

Eh, I saw a time skip video of a tarantula shedding it's skin....Fucking awful

don't you fucking post a single line of that garbled shit here until you review those fanfics or you will never post here again

Also, chibi me...I need a new avatar

You are a fucking idiot

Sigh, I actually wasn't trying to masturbate this morning

We've all noticed you....go away now

Oh, I should clear up....They arent for you, they are for the strippers.

Bruh....

After I got the feel of it, I brought x pills....You can do whatever you want with 50 x pills

Eh, we were kids and thought it was cool to just go in, buy overpriced, wattered down drinks and look at naked ladies.....The place was pretty much empty except for like 3 dudes next to the stage throwing $1s and my crew about 4 deep sitting in the back. After about 3 chicks come out the DJ started blasting us "To the broke motherfuckers in the back, don't come in here if you ain't gonna tip no pussy"....I mean, the chicks weren't really hot and honestly, I just wanted to get drunk and get my dick sucked for a few bucks....Just wasn't sure how to go about that so I needed a few drinks. a couple of my homeboys approach the stage with money and tip the girls....I was thinking "OK, since they got up, I can drink in peace" but nope. Dude come back on the mic and was like "Hey, the bitch ass nigga in the leather coat, tip some pussy or get out"....Now I'm young, drunk and humbuggish so I walk up to the DJ booth...Trying to talk shit over the loud ass NO bounce music.....My friends are like chill, but fuck this dude....I don't want to toss ones at these painted pigs. So after about 2 minutes, the bouncer hems me up and drags me to the door.....I really thought I was gonna get my ass kicked but he takes me to the front and "explains" how shit works. Even told me bring my own liquor in my jacket, because no one cares about that, but you HAVE to tip the girls.... I've been to many since then, but that was the first.

But it's so much fun to tug on his fragile strings.

I've only seen one other person ever use this word.

@Madison

DAMN....And I'm not here to fat shame but I'm actually curious.....How does this happen? I weighed 225 at my heaviest and I instantly put a stop to it. I simply can't fathom going that far. And I know you've probably had more than your share of people asking you this question so I don't expect a real answer, but I guess I'm fascinated by it.

Me three....I guess this is what he came up with as his next form of "trolling"....It's no "creating failed Halo maps", but I guess when you run out of things to do and people to talk to, you resort to this level of pathetic attention seeking.