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André Toulon

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  1. I think Pat can....I don't know if users can.....But i definitely don't want that in my life
  2. I mean, it's a recreational state....You'll face civil charges if any (completely depending on if the landlord explicitly forbade marijuana in her building) if they found anything, but you already said they won't....So what's the big deal. As far as what Skiles said, a landlord can't give consent to a search of a tenant's apartment, they would have to have a warrant for Poof's unit......At least nowhere I've ever lived....Then again, I've only lived in like 4 apartments.
  3. Dear god, move to South Carolina.....We just may be able to contain this problem.
  4. I wish a motherfucker wood....May all your erections be throbbing and and warm
  5. Meh, thought he or she was already dead....Then I realized it was colonel meow and then I realized I had other shit to do
  6. I wanted to meet you after watching you eat a banana.....But then I found another soul kicked chick to give me deadpan looks while she sucks me off and I forgot. I wonder how she's doing.
  7. Don't feel bad....I smoke weed and still am not sure what this is.
  8. He's been gay, pregnant, emo, and a fucking alien for years now....None of this is canon....Not sure who slapped that SEGA stamp on this but whatever makes you happy, because years of bitching really does make this win more relevant.
  9. It's both of those thing and something completely different that she's referring to.
  10. I want there to be a national ban on coffee and see how that fucks this country up
  11. I grind my teeth all day, so I chew on coffee stirrers......It's also how I quit smoking.
  12. I saw it, asked why, then completely forgot it existed until I saw this thread
  13. I......I don't know what I was expecting
  14. Boy, you are not making this easy. I mean you seem smart, and you have a good sense of humor....You have all the tools to acquire her name and start some small talk.
  15. I mean imo, anything is salvageable until she tells you no or to go away....If you still haven't at least tried to talk to her, then I figure you owe it to yourself to try.....And I was just making the assumption that she may be more outgoing to you....There is still a chance that maybe she's pretty closed off herself. Do you see other guys talking to her?
  16. Damn doomer, don't do me like this.....I need you to get back in there and fight.
  17. Babbling had Sponges back when he met his lady friend....We do ok work sometimes. Plus you at least seem motivated.....Ghostrek is obviously gay, and Phillies won't go outside and I now suspect is a pedophile so that's for the best.......They are beyond our means to help, but you....I have confidence in you.
  18. You can't be that much older than me, but my waist hasn't seem to have gotten any bigger since college despite the fact that I'm like 20 something pounds heavier
  19. Meh, I got Jack in the Box....I'm going to pretend it;s that instead tho.
  20. See, that's weird....and probably one of the most obvious 6th grade tactics. I know you don't have a lot of "outgoing" experience, so this seems like a good idea to you, but she probably has more and will sniff this shit out like Wolverine.....Especially if you have the balls to sit there, but still never speak to her because you get suddenly shy.
  21. Maybe I'm just lucky....And I guess there has been a time or 2 when something didn't fit how I wanted, but it's so infrequent that I just never considered it an issue. Anyway, I just got back and I'm convinced she just likes playing dress up....I'm glad this day is over.
  22. Forgive my candor, but I can see how women use them....As I addressed in my OP.....You are a woman as far as I'm concerned so I see nothing strange about this. Stillz and Vamped are fucking up my illusion.
  23. There is no such thing as light stalking....Just stalking. Don't be a stalker....Be a human and interact with other humans. No one wants to awkwardly bump into you on the way to lunch or hear you bring up their favorite band out of context.
  24. Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.
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