André Toulon

I'm so bad at letting women win shit....I'm such an asshole....Like my original intentions are good...thinking "Aw, she can barely even press the buttons, let's give her this win"....and moments later it's "Wait, how is the chick beating me....It's go time motherfucker"

Business as usual....Thanks for the update.

What are you even saying here.

Oh, I was aware of where it was coming from....Everybody had blunts lit, including snoop......There were police everywhere, but no fucks were given. And like I said...I was a kid....I honestly was just amazed at how lax everything was considering I had to sneak and smoke weed all the time back then....But here, it was just like everywhere.

Someone lied....You're more like a in shape Carlos Mencia.

Brandy...But my second was Snoop Dogg, and no concert I've been to since then can compare. 14 with a contact high from hell....I didn't even have any weed but I have never been higher.

Let's see how many of you are wrong.

Boxers....But it's kinda pointless other than keeping my direct ass form touching shit.

I can't remember if I made a thread about it here or I just mentioned it on FB, but about 3 years ago, a cop hit someone's dog in front of my house....The poor thing apparently hobbled into my yard and started dying. So the cops come knock on my door and say "sir, is this your dog"....I'm like no....Then he explains how it bolted in front of him and he had no choice but to hit it...... So I'm like I've seen this dog around, but not sure which house he belongs to....He has a collar, so he's someone's......And the cop says he'll find out. Then a second cop in an SUV shows up....I go inside, but peek out of my daughter's window to see what happens....So they loaded the dog into the SUV, and just pull of.....You just know they executed that dog.

Welp, you were wrong

yup, it sure is a turd.

Pretty sure the devil's tongue is an ass.

Did you mix the body in with the crab cakes.

My Jesus sells weed, and I rebuke thee, Satan.

LOL, hide the corpse....How the fuck do I get the satisfaction if no one sees you.

I told you what to expect....Hell, but you did get Poof, so at least I was wrong.

Had to do boyscout shit early af...then we came back and I went back to bed...Just now getting up and gonna see what I shall cook and consume as my triumph meal for being so zesty.

Oma we mou shindeiru

I might get to join tonight...I don't have an plans but that can change on a whim.

The toilet itself, or the plumbing....Because toilets are generally an easy fix

closet homosexuality is rough, I hear

I did

w......ha?

But some of them seem way too into it....At any rate, I think we've all played this game at least once.

You're not me